[identity profile] wantstobebatman.livejournal.com
Hey everybody.

Just so we're clear, GLaDoS is a dirty cheat. I just spent what felt like weeks running mazes and and yet again I got stiffed when it came time to give me my cake.

I'm going to the sensoriums to get some. If anyone feels like joining me because cake is delicious feel free. I would also be very appreciative of anyone who might like to clue me in on what's changed while I've been gone because I'm sure it's a lot.

Please tell me my medical and mission teams are intact?
[identity profile] just-like-daddy.livejournal.com
Hey, everyone. My name is Russel Tringham, and I'm an alchemist. No, we're not casual drinkers of mercury, or trying to turn straw into gold. I change the molecular structure of things at the elemental level based upon the law of equivalent exchange.

I'm running some experiments, and I need a couple volunteers. The experiments have to do with the forces of motion and gravity themselves. I want to make clear that there is a chance that things will go wrong, so only people willing to get a little bruised in the name of science need apply.

If everything goes according to plan, it should only take a couple hours out of your day. We'll be doing this in the city, not in the Sensoriums, because I don't want any of our mental expectations to have a real effect on the experiments.

Any volunteers?
[identity profile] sithhavecooties.livejournal.com
Quick, if you don’t respond to this message, the whole ship will explode!















Okay, just kidding, but this is still important. I’m looking to put together some information on the crew, and I can’t do it without you pitching in.



Your answers are critical! Yes, even the last one.
[identity profile] flunkingspanish.livejournal.com
i haaaaaaaaaaaaate glados. hate hate hate hate hate.

also, now that i'm back, who wants to join me and the rest of the Have Some Freaking Fun team in having some freaking fun?

p.s. allen? the arm rox0rs my boxers. 2 thumbs way, way up.
[identity profile] indigoblueberry.livejournal.com
Attention Command staff and Security.

Over these past few weeks, I've been working on repairing the Spacewalk. I mentioned this in a public post.

However, what I did not mention was that the Spacewalk connects to Hydroponics. I do not need to tell you how important that section of the ship can be for morale and scientific study, you're all intelligent men and women. My sensors indicate that there is full power and atmosphere present inside.

However, there are also multiple life signs. Animal life signs, not plant. I am not sure if they are hostile or not. I cannot tell you what they look like. Just that they are there, and probably have been since the incident that exposed the space walk, and everyone inside, to the vacuum of space.

My repairs are complete. I can fill the Spacewalk with a breathable atmosphere at any time, we will be able to retrieve and study the bodies inside, and access Hydroponics. I had to rig several force fields in order to repair the breaches, due to a lack of proper repair materials, but they will hold until we land on a planet and I find materials to process.

In short, I desire your orders on how to handle the opening of Hydroponics, and how to handle the corpses within. Roxie Schreiber has requested several cadavers to examine their 'souls'. I am willing to vaporize the rest, or bring them in for dissection at your discretion.

Attention Science Department
Your presence is required to discuss scanning the creatures inside Hydroponics before we open it up.
[identity profile] smartnass.livejournal.com
Hello everyone, my name is Lyle Norg. I've attached some information that should help you find your way around the ship, including a guide to going about your day. It will tell you were you can shower, eat, sleep, and how to use common ship technology you might be unfamiliar with. I suggest everyone memorize where Medical is for emergencies.

If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

[Attached: Newcomer FAQ]
[identity profile] daemonomicon.livejournal.com
++ Begin Missive ++

To my colleagues and comrades among the crew,

Emperor's Blessings, my friends. )

On another note, I have recently discovered a Shrine of the Aquila in the depths of the city. Though I am sure most of you would find the teachings of the Imperial Cult to be...rather harsh....you are free to visit and use it for spiritual contemplation as you see fit while I see to its restoration, so long as you do not disturb others who wish to use it. I shall be using this shrine as my residence for my stay on this vessel, so those of you who wish to speak with me may find me there.

I also intend to perform a divination on the course this vessel shall take in the near future. If you are interested in observing the results, you are free to seek me out.

Your humble servant,
Brother Cargn Thane

Thought for the day: Though the Emperor guides me, it is I alone who walks the path.

++ End Missive ++
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[personal profile] morphitudinous
Hi everyone,

For the new crew members and those who don't read this network very often, my name is Billy Cranston. I co-head the ship's Engineering department along with Allen Gentry, the administrator of this network. If you misuse it, you'll have him to answer to---not that spirited debate is censored, of course, but we have strict privacy rules. That means there is to be no hacking of other peoples' private data.

A standard call to nerd-arms )

(My recruitment-drafting skills are somewhat lackluster, huh?)

Finally, I forgot to do something important in all the chaos of the Nightmare King's attack. I'd still like to hold a meeting of our department as soon as possible. I have an important announcement to make regarding the future.

[Personal Note---posted separately, and unlocked]
You've gotta keep trying... )
[identity profile] itsaboutaction.livejournal.com
Hello, everyone.

First, I feel that there is an introduction to be had. My name is Superman, a hero who comes from the same world as those you know as Superboy, Batman and Nightwing. Unlike the others who have appeared here, I was trapped along with two others here - the one you know as the Seer and the young man named Aang.

I'm glad to see that everyone got out of this mess alive. It shows that we're strong and we can make it through everything, but what I saw in its aftermath is unacceptable. There is no reason why what I saw on these channels had to happen. The woman who berated everyone because they were not prepared was out of line - not even the best of us can be prepared for what we witnessed. And if the young lady was right about what she said, then the captain himself is out of line - as far as I can see, there are no rules nor real chain of command here concerning everything here and he had no right to pull rank like he did.

Of course, I may be wrong as I have just gotten free and I don't know everything that's going on.

Regardless, this kind of action needs to stop. As many of you know, I'm the last of my kind. I know how it feels to have lost a world. Right now, so do the rest of you. The Ohm must be stopped, but we cannot do it while everyone is bickering like little children.

A year ago, a friend of mine, in a fit of anger and mistrust, told me the last time I had "truly" inspired people was when I died. Is that what it's going to take to get everyone to listen - for someone to lose their life because everyone was so simple-minded and child-like?

I refuse to let that happen. We are going to start working together, we are going to start putting our mistrust behind each other, and we're going to make it through this together.
[identity profile] fiercerhyena.livejournal.com
sdlkfjsdf

How do these things even work

sldfpw98q24;af/df>?

What the hell are these buttons anyway

8sdfs???????

HELLO? HELLO. How am I supposed to know if this thing is working - WHAT IN THE NAME OF SHE-IS-FIERCER IT BUZZED.

How does this damn piece of metal WORK?
[identity profile] foreseen-future.livejournal.com
Lyle, I need to talk to you and only you.

It's about the classified information I could not tell you about before.

I can tell you it now - and it cannot be delayed. You will need this information.
[identity profile] crysteel-future.livejournal.com
This is a message to all Legionnaires aboard this ship. You may have noticed that your flight rings have been traced - it's not the doing of a malevolent force, or a spy. It is mine. There is certain protocol in my Legion that you must always take a head count. And that's what I meant to do.
[identity profile] billy-blin.livejournal.com
For our new arrivals, welcome aboard. I'm sure you're all as confused as can be, and I'm sorry about that, but you'll get used to it.

Anyway, I'm putting this up here to let a notice go out to everyone, new crew and old.

For those of you who have no idea and are lost with this Nightmare King thing, I can help. Not much, mind, but a bit. I can teach you to protect yourselves in dreams if you need it.

You can find me in the city park most days lately; I've got no base of operations like the Magic Team or any of the other groups on this ship. I'm strictly a solo contractor.

Anyway, if you need it, come find me in the city or give me a buzz on this thing... I've got Wolfwood to try and make sense of the thing.
[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com
[This is likely being recorded voice-to-text because even high, he wouldn't write like this, but he would talk like this.]

Lyyyyylllllllle. Seeeeensor. Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenda. Duh.

I have made such a fantastic discovery. I felt the need to share it. Where are you guys?

No, I suppose you're not all guys. Where are you peoples? People? Persons?

Gentlebeings?

..."Dudes"? I've heard people using that word before in reference to groups of mixed sexes. Is that a gender specific word? Let's go on the assumption it isn't.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuudes. Hypothesize where I am right now.

Do it.

Dooooo iiiit.
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[personal profile] starlightace
Hello, everyone.

For those of you who don't know me, I'm Nanoha Takamachi, department head of the Magical and Mystical Department. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but please read this - this is a very urgent announcement.

Some of you may have already heard, some of you may not have: There is a very powerful and very dangerous entity sealed away here on Stacy in the part of the ship called "Escherville." From what we've learned of it, it's sometimes referred to as a "dark god," but the name that seems to pop up the most is "Nightmare King."

The bad news is... whatever you want to call it, it's waking up, and the seals in place won't hold much longer. We may have as much as a month, but probably it'll only be a matter of weeks before it breaks free of its prison, and we'll have to deal with it in person.

Please, don't panic - there's good news, too. My department is working as fast as we can to learn more about it, and to learn how we can fight it and get rid of it once and for all. For the moment, what we do know is how it will try to attack us.

The Nightmare King works on... well, you can probably guess from his name. Whatever it is will try to turn our worst fears and nightmares against us - and he may already be starting to get at us through our dreams. This is a powerful ability, but it isn't unbeatable. Not if we're prepared.

I'm going to need everybody on the ship - I don't care who you are, from Command Staff down to anyone who's just podpopped, no matter your department, no matter what you do on the ship... you need to be ready to face your fears. If you need aid from one of the ship's telepaths, I'm sure they'll be willing to help you. If you know what your fears and nightmares are, go to the Sensorium and see if Stacy can whip them up for you to confront.

If we're unprepared, we risk turning on ourselves. But I know we can prepare in time - I have faith that everybody here can get ready to facing their own worst nightmares. If we're ready for it, it won't stand a chance against us.

So please, everybody try to prepare as best as you can. Otherwise... if you're a capable combatant, make sure you're ready to fight. The Magical Department will let you know more as soon as we can.

I'll be happy to answer any questions you have for me as well as I'm able.

-Cpt. Nanoha Takamachi
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[personal profile] morphitudinous
Hi everyone,

I hope you're all doing well. The mission was more turbulent than I expected, but we've all returned safely.

To our newcomers, and older crewmates who may not have noticed us previously, my name is Billy Cranston. I'm the co-chief of a little-known department on our ship known as Engineering. Allen Gentry, the esteemed principal of our school system, is the other co-chief. You'll meet him soon.

Anyway, our department is seeking individuals with engineering skills, as our name would suggest. If you've constructed or repaired communications devices, complex weapons, robots, computers, or other complex machinery, I'm certain that you'll be able to help our crew here. If you're interested, you're welcome to visit our Special Weapons laboratory, where one of our staff members will be willing to talk to you.

Finally, to our current engineers: I need to consult with Allen before making concrete plans, but what are your thoughts on having an organizational meeting? If you agree, please suggest meeting topics if there are specific concerns you'd like to discuss.

-Billy
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[personal profile] notlewis
Since Ms. Takamachi did this for the magic department, I figure it would be a good idea to do it for mine as well. My name is Dr. Luis Sera and I'm the head of the science department here on the ship. If any of you need any assistance with a matter requiring research or development of something using scientific methods, we are the people to talk to.

Incidentally if any of you new folks have experience in science or research-related fields-- whether physical, biological or mechanical-- I'm interested in having you on my team. The science department will be having a meeting in the contagion lab next week for all new and present members to discuss current projects and division of labor.

Feel free to contact me with any questions. I basically live in the contagion lab, so I'm easy to find.

-Dr. L. Sera
[identity profile] machinespirits.livejournal.com
I need to know. What does this Stacy do when a member of the crew ceases to be? I am in need of either corpses, or criminals. Or vat grown humans. Whatever works.

Omnissiah preserve us, and let the Machine God look favourably upon us as we search for knowledge.

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