VOTE

Jul. 10th, 2010 07:41 am
[identity profile] raptorwithagun.livejournal.com
I, Red Snout, chieftain of the Swiftclaw Tribe, wish to announce that i shall be running for a position on the council. I may not be es educated in human ways as some of the other candidates, but I, Red Snout, can assure those who vote for me that I shall keep their interests at heart. I am clever, a strong warrior and hunter, and have made much progress in learning how to read the human language of 'English.' By voting for me, you can be assured that a strong willed leader who is well able to navigate the treacherous pathways of political dealing is representing you.

I am new to voting and the choosing of leaders by a majority. It did not work in such a way where I came from. But I will do my best to serve and lead the crew with the best of my ability.

Vote for Red Snout, a raptor you can trust.
[identity profile] flunkingspanish.livejournal.com
i haaaaaaaaaaaaate glados. hate hate hate hate hate.

also, now that i'm back, who wants to join me and the rest of the Have Some Freaking Fun team in having some freaking fun?

p.s. allen? the arm rox0rs my boxers. 2 thumbs way, way up.
[identity profile] ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com
Dear 'Command Staff' & Crew,


Sawyer here. I'd just like to say I ain't seen a bigger group of babies in my entire life. Yeah, the twerp and the girl with the creepy eyes said somethin' ya didn't like. Yeah, they hurt yer damn feelings. So What! Grow the F*#K up already. Hell, some of ya'll are supposed to be damn 'superheroes' and ya'll are b*tchin' and moanin' like a bunch of goddamn sissies. Are you kiddin' me? So they said somethin' ya didn't like, tough. Grow a pair and shut up.

But, since we on the subject: What in the HELL?

Since when do we call in the cavalry to take out a mouthy little girl for talkin' back? Seriously? I mean f*ckin' SERIOUSLY? Don't know about the rest of ya, but where I come from, we have a little thing called 'freedom of speech,' which means I get to say whatever the hell I want no matter how much it pisses you the hell off because, guess what, you get to do it, too. And there ain't no way I'm gonna sit back and let a power-trippin' prick with a title behind his name take that away just 'cause he feel like it. I don't care who the hell he is!

Now, I didn't vote for any of these knuckleheads but this sure as hell wasn't what I expected when everyone else did. I mean, damn, we got our captain tryin' to arrest a damn KID for sayin' somethin' people didn't like. And then he's gonna go and tell her she can't use her 'magic?' For what? 'Cause she pissed him off? I ain't got any 'superpowers' and I sure as hell can't use magic, but I ain't blind. How the hell they gonna tell anyone not to use their powers? For what? Cuz they ain't got anyw? This ain't the first time they tried to lock someone up for sayin' sh*t they didn't like, an apparently it ain't gonna be the last, looks to me like our little Fuhrer and his Gestapo got themselves a little problem with bein' prejudiced and a little power-happy.

I mean, hell, we got the Captain threatenin' to use 'security' to lock up a little girl for speaking her mind. Then we got a Chief of Security that won't let the super-powered kids into security cuz he seems to think that patrollin' the city is just "too dangerous" for them to be doin' cuz they might get "hurt" but sendin' 'em to the damn frontlines when sh*t starts goin' down like they damn cannon-fodder is just, well, shucks it's ALL RIGHT. WTF? You seriously expect me to believe that fighting the sh*t we've had to go up against is safer for kids than walkin' the city and stoppin' the crew from friggin' JAY-WALKING?!? Where the hell is the logic in that, aside from keepin' everyone with superpowers OUT of security whether they wanna help out or not for no other reason than...aww, hell, it's so f*ckin' stupid that I can't even make up a damn reason!

And another thing. Why the hell ain't there a woman in the command staff higher than department head? Seriously? We promoted a damn dinosaur to the senior command and there's only TWO of 'em on the damn ship! You seriously tellin' me there ain't a single woman on this boat that ain't got what it takes? Hell, I can name FIVE off the top of my head!

Now, our little 'command crew' likes to point out that we all gotta stay in line cuz, if we don't, they gonna send us to the brig. What they've apparently forgot is that there are consequences to abuse of power, too. Luckily, rumor has it, when these clowns were elected it was made pretty darn clear that if they did sh*t like this, the crew could vote to remove them. Well, ain't no one done it...yet. So, I'm gonna start it. I'm officially movin' for a recall of the entire command crew, the Captain down to the department heads.

Yeah, it woulda been nice if the little girl and her blue-eyed friend had kept their mouths shut. But they didn't. And there's a lotta times it'd be nice if a lotta people kept their mouths shut, command included. But they don't. But sayin' somethin' that pisses people off isn't even in the same ball park as tryin' ARREST someone for sayin' somethin' you don't like. Like the man in tights said: the captain crossed the line. And it's a line he shouldn't've crossed and I ain't about to give him or anyone else a chance to try to cross it again.

So, if ya with me, great. If ya not, fine. Just keep in mind, like the kid said, who's to say who'll be next?
[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com
[This is likely being recorded voice-to-text because even high, he wouldn't write like this, but he would talk like this.]

Lyyyyylllllllle. Seeeeensor. Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenda. Duh.

I have made such a fantastic discovery. I felt the need to share it. Where are you guys?

No, I suppose you're not all guys. Where are you peoples? People? Persons?

Gentlebeings?

..."Dudes"? I've heard people using that word before in reference to groups of mixed sexes. Is that a gender specific word? Let's go on the assumption it isn't.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuudes. Hypothesize where I am right now.

Do it.

Dooooo iiiit.
[identity profile] captain-jtk.livejournal.com
I would like to take this chance to address a quick message to all of our newcomers. First of all, welcome aboard. Many of you may remember me from the observation deck. You will also remember the emphasis I put on our need to work together to survive and, eventually, win. This is related to that. We have already had casualties caused among the crew by internal strife; by people believing that they knew what was best for the entire crew and they were going to take action, regardless of the consequences. People were hurt. Some almost died. Once again, I must emphasize that only by working together can we effectively come through this together.

If you have any questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to bring them up with myself or Captain Picard. You may also speak to Master Chief, Nathan Petrelli, Elfangor, or Red Snout.

All medical concerns can be brought to Dr. Jean Grey or one of her staff. Our Chief Science Officer is Luis Sera and Nanoha Takimachi is in charge of our supernatural and magic division.

Leon Kennedy is head of security. Speak to him for those concerns. Aside from them, most of the older crew will be more then happy to assist you.

Kirk out.
[identity profile] raptorwithagun.livejournal.com
AS THE ONLY WARRIOR REMAINING OF THE SWIFTCLAW TRIBE, I AM NOW IT'S CHIEFTAIN. TO REFLECT MY AUTHORITY, I ASK THAT I BE PLACED UPON YOUR COUNCIL OF WARRIORS AND SHAMANS IN ORDER TO HELP ADVISE YOU ON THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION IN THE FUTURE.

I AM A FIERCE WARRIOR, SKILLED HUNTER AND AN EXPERT TACTICIAN. I WOULD BE AN EXCELLENT ADDITION TO YOUR COUNCIL.

[This next bit is actually written, it seems.]

-red snout, cheeftan of the swiftkla trib
[identity profile] playsin-traffic.livejournal.com
Hey, guys, I've been bored and you know what we need to do?

Play some soccer. We have more then enough people for two teams. Maybe even four+! Soccer tournament!

Come on, who's with me?

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