[identity profile] belongstoydna.livejournal.com
This is a bit hard for me to say. Mainly, 'cause I'm pretty sure half you people will think it's ridiculous, but I've been found out, and I don't really think there's going back now after breaking the rules so badly.

A little while ago, after I...woke up, so to speak, I introduced myself on this here network by the name of Bob McPlayskool. That was on a stolen comm-thingy--and I confess now that I did steal it, rather than find it. (It's been left for its owner in the hallway outside Obs Deck, by the way. My apologies, Mr. Helstrom). I always intended to give it back, but I couldn't reach the new ones without getting seen.

The truth is, Bob McPlayskool isn't my name. I made that up, which was pretty obvious to some of you.

See the thing is, I'm not human. Or an alien. Or a robot. Or anything it makes any sense that it can think and talk. I'm hoping by now everyone's just used to weirdness on the ship, but even if you are, this might still be a little strange for some of you, which is why I didn't just introduce myself before.

The fact of the matter is I'm a toy.

As in, yes, a child's plaything. A cowboy doll, to be specific. I am, in fact, the toy that Komali's been playing with for a while. I think like you big people do, I can move, I can talk--it's just usually I only do those things when people aren't looking. It's something of a rule with my kind, mainly 'cause of the possible consequences of big people finding out we're alive.

Except I got caught. I'm not exactly used to being on the lookout for cameras and motion sensors.

I suppose the rest is up to you folks. I honestly don't know what's next. Not a one of my kind has talked to people before like this and just acted like a person. I really don't know what I'm even doing here, other than breaking pretty much the most important rules toys even have, but I don't think I can get away with hiding anymore. People on the ship are too sharp. And I'm tired of being on the edges, not knowing what's going on.

So, now all I really can do now is just introduce myself right and proper.

Howdy, folks. My name is Woody.
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[personal profile] notlewis
Good evening, crew and council members.

In the wake of last week's incident and the tragic deaths of our friends and colleagues, as well as the occurrences on the mission and its aftermath, the captain and several members of the command staff have been in discussion about our next steps. Our top priority is to ensure the safety of the crew, without question. As such, we've decided to propose the idea of mandatory medical physicals for all crew members.

Given the diverse nature of the crew, the fact is that our medical staff is unprepared to deal with the wide physiological differences between various species. In case of a future medical emergency, it's important for us to have a record for you so that we know how to best treat you. When you're injured and seconds count, the medical staff's knowledge of your body may be the advantage they need to save lives.

The other fact of the matter is that physical screenings are normally routine procedure for military operations, or any kind of setting where there are many people gathered together in close quarters like this. We've so far been able to put them off, but given the recent emergencies, it's obvious that action needs to be taken.

Captain Kennedy is highly in favor of this proposal, and would like me to relay that all members of command staff and the various departments will be subject to mandatory physicals under his orders. As for the rest of the crew, that is for your council members to decide. But I would personally encourage the council to pass a similar measure for all crew members to ensure their future safety.

Physicals will be performed by members of the medical staff, including Dr. Levy, Dr. Bones and myself, in an assistance role.

I understand the concerns that many of you may have about this. If you have any questions, I'll be happy to answer anything that's within my knowledge.

In any case, I stand behind this measure 100% and I highly encourage our council members to consider it as well.

- Dr. L. Sera
Chief Science Officer
[identity profile] just-like-daddy.livejournal.com
Hey, everyone. My name is Russel Tringham, and I'm an alchemist. No, we're not casual drinkers of mercury, or trying to turn straw into gold. I change the molecular structure of things at the elemental level based upon the law of equivalent exchange.

I'm running some experiments, and I need a couple volunteers. The experiments have to do with the forces of motion and gravity themselves. I want to make clear that there is a chance that things will go wrong, so only people willing to get a little bruised in the name of science need apply.

If everything goes according to plan, it should only take a couple hours out of your day. We'll be doing this in the city, not in the Sensoriums, because I don't want any of our mental expectations to have a real effect on the experiments.

Any volunteers?
[identity profile] sithhavecooties.livejournal.com
Quick, if you don’t respond to this message, the whole ship will explode!















Okay, just kidding, but this is still important. I’m looking to put together some information on the crew, and I can’t do it without you pitching in.



Your answers are critical! Yes, even the last one.
[identity profile] static-shock68.livejournal.com
Hey guys, just wanted to take a sec and make sure everyone came out of our latest crisis intact. Speaking just from my own perspective, this thing was though to do and even tougher to deal with. Lots of harsh stuff I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

That being said, if anyone needs anything; a chance to chill, someone to talk to, whatever, I'll be at the plaza. I was planning another training session soon, but after what's just gone down, I hope no one'll hold it against me if we waited a while longer.

Also, for those who don't know, we do have some new members of the team. Ben Tennyson (Tennison? I have no idea how to spell your name, dude) and Eddie Bloomberg (better known as Red Devil) are joining the team. Well, Ben already has, and Eddie's going to consider it. Still, you know me, I'm hopeful. Make sure they feel welcome; we don't want to scare anyone off  (Rose, I'm looking at you here, babe).

Anyway, yeah. A good chunk of my sensor repair work already needs to be redone, but I'm holding off until Stacy beats me up over it, so I'll be at the plaza if you need anything.
[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com
[This is likely being recorded voice-to-text because even high, he wouldn't write like this, but he would talk like this.]

Lyyyyylllllllle. Seeeeensor. Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenda. Duh.

I have made such a fantastic discovery. I felt the need to share it. Where are you guys?

No, I suppose you're not all guys. Where are you peoples? People? Persons?

Gentlebeings?

..."Dudes"? I've heard people using that word before in reference to groups of mixed sexes. Is that a gender specific word? Let's go on the assumption it isn't.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuudes. Hypothesize where I am right now.

Do it.

Dooooo iiiit.
[identity profile] friend-of-samus.livejournal.com
General said I'm too small to pilot those 'X-Wings', but he mentioned me being a mechanic. Since I can't really do mechanical stuff, he had to have found someone else!

If you're doing the machine stuff, can I talk to you? It's really important!
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[personal profile] starlightace
Hello, everyone.

For those of you who don't know me, I'm Nanoha Takamachi, department head of the Magical and Mystical Department. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but please read this - this is a very urgent announcement.

Some of you may have already heard, some of you may not have: There is a very powerful and very dangerous entity sealed away here on Stacy in the part of the ship called "Escherville." From what we've learned of it, it's sometimes referred to as a "dark god," but the name that seems to pop up the most is "Nightmare King."

The bad news is... whatever you want to call it, it's waking up, and the seals in place won't hold much longer. We may have as much as a month, but probably it'll only be a matter of weeks before it breaks free of its prison, and we'll have to deal with it in person.

Please, don't panic - there's good news, too. My department is working as fast as we can to learn more about it, and to learn how we can fight it and get rid of it once and for all. For the moment, what we do know is how it will try to attack us.

The Nightmare King works on... well, you can probably guess from his name. Whatever it is will try to turn our worst fears and nightmares against us - and he may already be starting to get at us through our dreams. This is a powerful ability, but it isn't unbeatable. Not if we're prepared.

I'm going to need everybody on the ship - I don't care who you are, from Command Staff down to anyone who's just podpopped, no matter your department, no matter what you do on the ship... you need to be ready to face your fears. If you need aid from one of the ship's telepaths, I'm sure they'll be willing to help you. If you know what your fears and nightmares are, go to the Sensorium and see if Stacy can whip them up for you to confront.

If we're unprepared, we risk turning on ourselves. But I know we can prepare in time - I have faith that everybody here can get ready to facing their own worst nightmares. If we're ready for it, it won't stand a chance against us.

So please, everybody try to prepare as best as you can. Otherwise... if you're a capable combatant, make sure you're ready to fight. The Magical Department will let you know more as soon as we can.

I'll be happy to answer any questions you have for me as well as I'm able.

-Cpt. Nanoha Takamachi
[identity profile] yubyubcommander.livejournal.com
Hello. My name is General Wedge Antilles. I have been authorized by the command staff to reform a certain unit out of volunteers from among the crew. This unit is Rogue Squadron. Rogue Squadron is a starfighter squadron that will operate under the direction of the command crew in the defense of Stacy against the Ohm and any other hostile forces we encounter. The craft of choice for this unit will be the Incom T-65 X-Wing Space Superiority Fighter(xwinginfo.doc).

This unit will rely strictly on volunteers to fill its ranks. I will be taking candidates and putting them through several tests. Those with previous flight experience, of any kind, are preferred and will be given predence, but I will also be accepting those without, considering the limited pool of potential applicants. Training will be provided. If you do not meet the needs and requirements for actually flying, there are other positions within the squadron which you may be able to assist in if you're willing. Considering the broad variety of craft and people aboard, if there are other fightercraft aboard with which you have experience, please let me know.

However, if you volunteer and are accepted into the squadron, I ask that you remember several things. First, that Rogue Squadron is and has been an elite unit with an operational history stretching back to the attack on the first Death Star. As such, I expect and hope that all of you who join will conduct themselves in a manner befitting the squadron and New Republic Starfighter Command. Secondly, I want you to realize that by joining the squadron you are voluntarily placing yourself into the command structure aboard this ship. As a member of our impromptu military you will be expected to carry out orders promptly and directly and to follow the chain of command. Accordingly, I'll be inducting you into New Republic Starfighter Command as Flight Officers, with a possibility for promotion in the future.

When I believe I have enough candidates, there will be more information as it stands, here is our current roster, which will be updated as this continues.

EDIT: I cannot, at this time, accept volunteers under the age of sixteen.

Rogue Squadron

General Wedge Antilles - Commanding Officer - "Rogue One"
Commander Luke Skywalker - Executive Officer - "Rogue Two"

Wyn Callahan - Chief Mechanic

Antilles Out.

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[identity profile] is-the-ultimate.livejournal.com
I am Shadow. Shadow the Hedgehog.

I think that's all you really need to know, since Sonic mentioned enough as it is.

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