Greeeeeetings, shipmates [open to anyone that wants to point and laugh at Brainy]

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

[This is likely being recorded voice-to-text because even high, he wouldn't write like this, but he would talk like this.]

Lyyyyylllllllle. Seeeeensor. Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenda. Duh.

I have made such a fantastic discovery. I felt the need to share it. Where are you guys?

No, I suppose you're not all guys. Where are you peoples? People? Persons?

Gentlebeings?

..."Dudes"? I've heard people using that word before in reference to groups of mixed sexes. Is that a gender specific word? Let's go on the assumption it isn't.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuudes. Hypothesize where I am right now.

Do it.

Dooooo iiiit.

Comments

[morewildcherry.livejournal.com]

Whatevers going on, it has my approval.

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

Your spelling is still atrocious pink monkey woman.

[withoutspice]

Are you well? It seems as though you might have fallen and hit your head - I suggest making your way to medical as soon as possible.

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

I am not injured in the slightest.

[notlewis]

[-This message has been recorded by L. SERA-]

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

I SEE THAT THERE BECAUSE I SEE EVERYTHING

At least on my own entries. Your methods of recording are rendered ineffectual by my methods of...telling you to go away.

So there. You have been told.




P.S. My monkey is smarter than you.

[playsin-traffic.livejournal.com]

brainy. what's the meaning of life?

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

Oooooh oooh! I know this one!

I think.

Let me think.

Never mind, I don't.

WAIT I DO

It's science.

[hatngartersnake.livejournal.com]

...Brainy? Are you all right?

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

I am perfectly all right, Sensor. Right as rain on Mellorus. I'm in a human automohoozit, that must be shooting out tremendous amounts of carbon monoxide. It's the Colu-car. Because...it's green. And I'm enjoying the music "tunes" with my new friends.




Sensor, have you ever heard of the "Grateful Dead"? They aren't actually dead or at least weren't at the time they were recording their music.

BUT I've still not ascertained whether or not they were actually grateful. Further study is required.

[shes-intense.livejournal.com]

.... a-are you in the lab? Have you been mixing dangerous chemicals?

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

I am in a machine of mysteries, Brenda.

A wonderful machine of wonderful mysteries and wonderful smoke and music that talks quite a bit about procreation.

[raptorwithagun.livejournal.com]

WHAT, I WONDER, HAS GREAT SCRAVIS INTENDED FOR US BY PLACING US ALL, RAPTOR AND NOT-RAPTOR ALIKE TOGETHER IN THIS GREAT JOURNEY?

I AM ALSO STILL HUNGRY. WHY HAVE WE NOT ACQUIRED FOOD YET?

[playsin-traffic.livejournal.com]

Dude, stop yelling, you're taking deeper breaths then normal. You're gonna kill this bowl.

[bonnypiperlad]

Is your wee bitty computer broken? Ye seem a bit...odd.

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

You're broken.

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

Brainy? ...I think you need to tell me where you are.

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

I am going to the Sensoriums to meet with Brenda. I want her cookies.

...That is, I want the cookies she is providing, no sexual innuendo was meant.

Well, possibly some innuendo was meant but I'm not usually one for innuendo, that's Jo's forte, so pretend I didn't say that.

[feelnothinatall.livejournal.com]

Querl? What's wrong with you?

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

Nothing whatsoever, my dear Ava. (May I call you Ava?)

[thewunderkind]

Forget hypothesizing, let's go invent some stuff with the power of SCIENCE! right now!

[psi-flames.livejournal.com]

...

Brainy? Not sure where you are, but looks like you're having a good time.

[indigoblueberry.livejournal.com]

Querl. What are you...

Querl, dude is a gender specific word. Dudette is the female form.

[playsin-traffic.livejournal.com]

That's just like, your opinion, dude.

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

...BRAINY?!?!?!

[static-shock68.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I want to ask, Brains, so I'm not gonna.

However, I do feel this is the appropriate time to tell you I had to rifle through your lab, despite you telling me not to. I swear, I did it in the name of science.

Also? If we had a hydroponic garden on board, a proper one, I'd hypothesize that's where you are, but since we don't, I got nothin'. We should totally build a hydro-den.

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

I do believe we have all improved relations very much with this...this uh

venture

all nations should have this kind of what it was called

vibe

all the time and thus there will be harmony

very much so


and now I wish for ice cream

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

look i invented some kind of poetry

[halfa-hero.livejournal.com]

Brainiac 5 is high. I have to see this.

[starlightace]

Are... you all right?

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

Gentlebeings sounds all middle ages. We're not middle ages... We need more dresses and hoses.

Hey maybe we can get some next mission?

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

It's 4:20 somewhere, huh buddy?

[is-the-ultimate.livejournal.com]

(http://s79.photobucket.com/albums/j138/SoaringHeadache/Cape%20and%20Cowl/Shadow%20The%20Hedgehog/?action=view&current=thShadow013.png)

...what in the...?