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I'm not going to come into my Med Bay shifts for a few days. I can't. Not doing so hot. Sorry.

Can you guys make sure they're covered?
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[personal profile] encourage
Crewmembers of Sta'c K'ltrrb'txft, particularly the current Council members, those in charge of Security, those older members of the crew, and Captain Kennedy himself:

What happened to the last crew of people woken by Sta'c K'ltrrb'txft?

Cargn and Schmuz, I would particularly like to speak with the both of you.

[ private to Jake B. ]

If you have time in the near future, and don't mind, I'd like to meet with you. Face to face.
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[personal profile] iselldrugstothecommunity
This is your regular medical briefing because some of us still believe in government transparency! :D :D :D

Three news bulletins:

1. So it looks like the Sampire has been repodded. Please welcome our new head of medical, Dr. Faiza Hussain! She's now the person who gets to deal with us, keep us in line, and try to explain the logic behind not using a red cross as a logo because I'm seriously not getting it, man. Is it a copyright issue? Because AFAIK 21st century copyright laws got Ohmified and by that I mean deaded.

2. If you don't present for your physical evaluation, we're going to hunt you down. You can't run. You can't hide. You can only surrender. So do it.

3. WE DISSECTED A SHRIKE AND IT WAS AWESOME. And by awesome I mean freaky because it turns out the thing is still partially alive. The brain was still receiving messages from an external source, leading to increased temperature, trace amounts of blood flow and oh yeah, brain activity. Reminder: this thing was frozen and dead when we started taking it apart. What this signal is or what it is does, and how much danger us noble dissectors were in when we did it, is up to Neuropathy to decide.

So this is your takeaway message: even if an Ohm shrike is dead, it still has an active part of its brain responding to some sort of remote signal.

CREEPY, RIGHT?

This has been your learning moment for the day. If anyone wants to see my incredibly detailed lab notes on the dissection process, including drawings of the Ohm and of Godzilla stomping on NYC, pop on by and I promise to be 50% less of a jackass to you as I usually am. Because science is cool.

Peace out.
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Just so everyone knows, big magnets work on Terminators. Also, Med Bay is overrun. Do not go there. Seriously. If you need medical supplies or care, page me, because you do not want to go there now.

And I am totally not posting this to brag about taking out a Terminator. Except a little.
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[personal profile] fattynoparents
I am going to find this Princess Nezaitben and I am going to make her fix everything. Wheatley is coming too but only because he has no choice. I will use force if necessary.

Assistance is welcome and appreciated, if you would like to join us.

EDIT: Pinkie Pie, if you are available, I need to speak to you.

[OOC: LOG IS FORTHCOMING. STAY TUNED.]
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[personal profile] cityship
Royal Scribe Prinny Minion Summoned and Employed by of the Overkind Zetta with a Fair Salary and Good Compensation, Writing Down Gently the Words from the Great Goddess of Purity, Love and Hope, Her Flora Beauty, Princess Nezaitben;

I am sorry for not contacting you earlier oh Great People of the Flying Ship, but my grasp with technology is basic at best. Where I come from, the humans have barely become to write, after we goaded them into doing so. It warms my heart to see such beautiful progress not only from the humanoids on board but a great made up of so many different species the likes of which I have never seen!

Oh, please forgive me! My name is Great Goddess of Purity, Love and Hope, Her Flora Beauty, Princess Nezaitben. That is merely my full title of course!


The Royal Scribe would like it to be known that Nezaitben is now laughing softly. It is quite a sight to see.

It has sadden me to see that the crew is full of sadness and strife, and I have been doing my best to aid all of you. The flowers around this ship are caused by myself, with the aid of the bodies of those chosen to aid me in the task. It is this, that I would like to address. I have felt the fear from some of you when your bodies were merged together, but for the most part, it seems that you have all adjusted quite well.

The Royal Scribe would like it to be known that Nezaitben is smiling. Oh! What a sweet, beautiful face she is making!

I understand it is a hard thing to undergo, being pleased of having two souls in one heart, and it is for this reason that I picked those that have a spark together at first. When I realized how much sadness was found on the ship, I employed a few more of you. I am sure that this new situation will be a great new beginning for all of you!

The Royal Scribe would like it to be known that Nezaitben bla bla bla ect ect, she's too pretty to look at who cares what I'm writing.

If you, for any reason, feel that the current body you are in feels 'wrong', I will be most happy to do a switch to the other body both your souls used to have before being Bonded. This offer extends for the end of your lives.

I will continue to do this work around the ship and make it a flora garden that any Gods would envy!
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Okay guys, this is going to sound insane (like seriously. INSANE), but somehow Barbie has ended up in my body. And I so wish that I was kidding. Also I would really, really, REALLY like for her to NOT be in my body.

Can I get some goddamn help here?!

[unspoken is the message that this is gonna mean that they'll all need to be aware that anything Marco hears, Sakura will too]
[identity profile] perverttoadsage.livejournal.com
[Hey look it took a while, but Jiraiya's getting the hang of this system! So obviously he's going to use it to do good things now-]

What do you two girls do for most of the day?

[-Okay never mind.]
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[personal profile] starbolts
Hello friends!

I am very pleased that everyone has returned to us, and I sincerely hope that you will be well soon. When you are ready, I hope to offer a joyous occasion to all of you: a promenade, though I am told to refer to such an event as a prom. As I have learned, it is a formal dancing event with elaborate costumes, dying plants attached to strange places, snack items, and a royal court elected by the dancers.

Many weeks ago, I joined a committee to plan this event, but our original organizer has been returned to stasis. I wish to continue her work and provide all of you with a wonderful time! These are the details I have determined so far:

This event will be held in approximately five days, when I hope everyone has recovered. It will take place in the Sensoriums, so you do not need to have your formal attire physically made. You may attend alone, with a partner, or as a group! The theme will be a beautiful underwater world, and there will be opportunities for swimming if you would prefer to dance in the water.

Please comment here if you have questions, would like to assist, or have nominations for our royal court! I have heard that this is one of the most important activities of a prom, so I will take great care.
Nomination rules, no voting in this post! )
Thank you, and I hope to see you all in attendance!
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All the Reavers have been neutralized. That said, no one is allowed into the vault they were kept until Science teams can confirm that its been fully sterilized.

On a further note, if anyone figures out a way to unlock another area of the ship, you are NOT TO PROCEED with out the direct consent of either myself or Commander Petrelli. 99.9% of the time, the things we've unlocked have tried their damnedest to kill us all, I have no reason to think these odds will improve in the future. Violators, should they survive, will be brigged.

REAVERS

Jun. 16th, 2011 04:25 pm
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[personal profile] leafonthewind
So if you've been checking your comms you saw a message about a basement in the Statuary. Well, in case you didn't read the comments, turns out that basement is full of Reavers.

Reavers are from our home universe - the crew of Serenity's home universe that is - so I figured I should give you the rundown on what they are.

They used to be men, but because the Alliance can't leave well enough alone, they introduced an agent called Pax on a newly-settled world. Most of the people influenced by the Pax just... stopped. Stopped everything... moving, eating, drinking, even breathing after a while. The whole planet of Miranda's full of nothing but ghosts now because of it. But aside from that, some of the people turned into Reavers.

They're rabid lunatics bent on violating you, eating you and then skinning you to make you into boots. And that's if your lucky, because sometimes they might decide to eat you first. Or skin you first. Just depends on the level of crazy.

So if you want my opinion we should go down there with a few hundred grenades and blow the whole thing up.
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Hey ladies!

You should all come to the sensoriums for a beach party! Outfits mandatory for the occasion, you can create one in the sensorium anyway. I organized the entire place myself, so you know it's sure to be a blast, tee hee hee. The beach is warm and hot, the water is cool and I've already taken care of everything else like the food and drinks.
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I'm sure some of you know this already, but Allenby and I have recently moved house to an inn in the City. So now that we're all done with cleanup, we've decided to have a moving-in party of sorts.

In case our combined company is not an adequate enough bribe, I've arranged for some cake for the occasion (thanks again, Sasami). I thought we could eat outside with the cherry trees. There are also some open-air baths attached to the inn, so if you'd like to enjoy those as well, please feel free to spend the night. The inn should have enough room to accommodate everyone.

[Map included]

[Locked to Ildraniath]
If you feel uncomfortable with frivolous human celebrations, would you like to drop by sometime before the party? I'll save you a slice of cake.

[ooc: If you've threaded with Allenby/Zouichi a couple of times/are on good terms with them, consider yourself invited! Just ask if unsure]
[identity profile] dhianeila.livejournal.com
[every single omnicomm on the ship is getting some sort of noticeable alert for this message]

Hello, fellow friends and crewmates, and thank you for taking the time to view this message. For those who have not yet personally met me, I am Dhianeila Y Leisha Altoria Ol Yunos, one of the elected council members aboard this ship.

During our recent mission just outside of the planet NiSaris, both myself and Setsuna F. Seiei were able to accomplish a very brief, personal encounter with the Ohm. I would like to share with all of you what we have learned from this encounter, although I much apologize if your curiosities, as frustrating as they are, are not completely satiated from this information, due to the very small window of opportunity that was presented to us. But I believe any further information is a great thing for us who are still lost, and not completely sure of our own circumstances.

Many of us on board have voiced fears of the Ohm being an emotionless, violent hive mind. What we learned from our encounter is that they are, in fact, not any of those things. Each of them possessed their own thoughts and feelings. And though not a hive mind of any sort, they communicate with each other in such a way ... where their entire race has developed a mental connection between one another. And together they speak, deliberate and act as a result of this unique form of communication. Some were surprised, frightened at our alleged intrusion -- our attempt to speak with them. Though they do not communicate and speak the same way many of us on board this ship do, what they conveyed was still understandable to a very general extent. As unfortunate and heartbreaking as our losses have been, they do not simply seem to be acting on unexplainable violence. For a reason, some reason we still have yet to discover, they relayed a strange feeling of sadness, wrapped in an opinion and view of us ... as having done something terrible. There is a reason for their actions, and it is my strongest hope that we can discover this reason and more as soon as we possibly can, for the benefit of all.

Our limit of opportunity to learn these things was very short-- a few moments at most, before we were pushed away and swept back into the battle ensuing around us. So I do not have any more information aside from what I have just explained. Still, do not hesitate to speak to me, other council members, and each other about anything regarding this. Together we all wish for the same thing; for the Ohm to stop their actions, to save those in danger of losing their homes and to somehow find a way for us to restore our own. And it is only working with and trusting in one another that can get us there. Please wish Setsuna a quick recovery, as if it were not for him and his help, this would not have occurred. I thank you for your time.
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Everyone,

I've completed a successful negotiation with one of the Time Dragons. For a small favor, he will destroy the Melting Clock and save our friends.

...unfortunately, what I've negotiated is a fairly difficult request to pull off under the circumstances, but I'm hoping you'll be able to help me out. I will of course return the favor at a later date.

He's agreed to destroy the clock on the condition that we stage a live performance of William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet for him. It's a famous English-language work on Earth, but for those who aren't familiar with it: it's about two families in a perpetual feud with each other. A son and daughter from the two families, Romeo and Juliet, fall in love, but a series of violent conflicts and misunderstandings lead the events to a tragic end. That's why they're referred to as star-crossed lovers in the opening narration.

We'd have about two days to read through the play and rehearse. Fortunately, it's not a very long production, and we can use the Sensoriums for costuming and scenery, so that should save some time. I'll be directing and playing one of the minor male parts.

Would anyone have the time and interest to lend their voice? It doesn't matter if your species or gender or age doesn't quite match the script, the key thing Metronome seems to want from his actors is emotion. If you can do that, we'll be fine.

My friends mean more than anything to me. If you help me save them, I'll help you down the line. I promise.

-Billy

((attached file: R&J character sheet and script))
[identity profile] for-magic.livejournal.com
Until further notice do not approach the Tower of High Sorcery.

Something in here did not appreciate my efforts to penetrate its mysteries.

I will alert the ship when I have dealt with it, on the possibly optimistic assumption that it does not kill me.
[identity profile] vissernone.livejournal.com
To the ship at large,

As many may have noticed, Iniss 335 has announced his candidacy for Council. Before you vote, I feel as if it's necessary that you not only know what he is, but what that means, and what he's done.

Some unpleasant content under cut. )

If you choose to vote for Iniss, I can't and won't stop you. I'd just like you to keep this in mind. This is not a tirade against non-humans, but against the specific actions a specific Yeerk undertook both on Earth and aboard Stacy.

Sincerely,
Eva

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