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So if you've been checking your comms you saw a message about a basement in the Statuary. Well, in case you didn't read the comments, turns out that basement is full of Reavers.

Reavers are from our home universe - the crew of Serenity's home universe that is - so I figured I should give you the rundown on what they are.

They used to be men, but because the Alliance can't leave well enough alone, they introduced an agent called Pax on a newly-settled world. Most of the people influenced by the Pax just... stopped. Stopped everything... moving, eating, drinking, even breathing after a while. The whole planet of Miranda's full of nothing but ghosts now because of it. But aside from that, some of the people turned into Reavers.

They're rabid lunatics bent on violating you, eating you and then skinning you to make you into boots. And that's if your lucky, because sometimes they might decide to eat you first. Or skin you first. Just depends on the level of crazy.

So if you want my opinion we should go down there with a few hundred grenades and blow the whole thing up.

Eva, I talked to the General and she wants me to take you through the Quarter's Tactical controls.

Is there a good time for you? I'm usually done with simulations in the afternoon.

[Private to Kaylee]

I haven't heard a thing from you. Are you changing your last name on me or not?