Red Alert

Dec. 10th, 2011 07:57 pm
governmentninja: (Helping Hand)
[personal profile] governmentninja
Not a lot of time to talk, so listen up:

Everyone, make your may to the nearest secure location. [Assume there's a list with whatever safe zones were created.] If you're injured or in trouble, let us know where you are.

All Comm and Staff and DH's if you're in a critical area of the ship, hold your position if you can. If not, lock down what you can and head to a more secure area.

Security, start putting together search and rescue teams. Right now, your top priority is getting people to safety, we can start taking back critical areas of the ship after that.

Engineering, I need someone to track down where the core of this god damn AI is, and I'll deal with it myself.

[Private to Claire and Sherry]

Claire, Sherry, where are you two? Are you both all right?
whyarewehere: (Default)
[personal profile] whyarewehere
okay so if anybody is looking for me i am currently in a room with glados hovering over me demanding i post something for her. cause apparently she can't. she was trying to get me to give her my omnicomm but i don't think she can actually make me do anything i don't want to. except by locking me in here forever. i don't want to be in here forever so here is the stupid thing. which is apparently super important for science and she's really worked up over it. whatever. this is gonna be fun.

edit:
this is also anonymous? so i guess we can't worry about revenge. (i hope.)

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[personal profile] fattynoparents
I am going to find this Princess Nezaitben and I am going to make her fix everything. Wheatley is coming too but only because he has no choice. I will use force if necessary.

Assistance is welcome and appreciated, if you would like to join us.

EDIT: Pinkie Pie, if you are available, I need to speak to you.

[OOC: LOG IS FORTHCOMING. STAY TUNED.]
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[personal profile] cityship
Royal Scribe Prinny Minion Summoned and Employed by of the Overkind Zetta with a Fair Salary and Good Compensation, Writing Down Gently the Words from the Great Goddess of Purity, Love and Hope, Her Flora Beauty, Princess Nezaitben;

I am sorry for not contacting you earlier oh Great People of the Flying Ship, but my grasp with technology is basic at best. Where I come from, the humans have barely become to write, after we goaded them into doing so. It warms my heart to see such beautiful progress not only from the humanoids on board but a great made up of so many different species the likes of which I have never seen!

Oh, please forgive me! My name is Great Goddess of Purity, Love and Hope, Her Flora Beauty, Princess Nezaitben. That is merely my full title of course!


The Royal Scribe would like it to be known that Nezaitben is now laughing softly. It is quite a sight to see.

It has sadden me to see that the crew is full of sadness and strife, and I have been doing my best to aid all of you. The flowers around this ship are caused by myself, with the aid of the bodies of those chosen to aid me in the task. It is this, that I would like to address. I have felt the fear from some of you when your bodies were merged together, but for the most part, it seems that you have all adjusted quite well.

The Royal Scribe would like it to be known that Nezaitben is smiling. Oh! What a sweet, beautiful face she is making!

I understand it is a hard thing to undergo, being pleased of having two souls in one heart, and it is for this reason that I picked those that have a spark together at first. When I realized how much sadness was found on the ship, I employed a few more of you. I am sure that this new situation will be a great new beginning for all of you!

The Royal Scribe would like it to be known that Nezaitben bla bla bla ect ect, she's too pretty to look at who cares what I'm writing.

If you, for any reason, feel that the current body you are in feels 'wrong', I will be most happy to do a switch to the other body both your souls used to have before being Bonded. This offer extends for the end of your lives.

I will continue to do this work around the ship and make it a flora garden that any Gods would envy!
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[identity profile] zouichi.livejournal.com
It seems that I'm among the recently displaced. If anyone knows anything about the recent whereabouts of my body, please let me know. It is approximately 5'10", mid-twenties, with dark eyes and hair cut at a little long. Its last location was the Susono Inn. I am attaching a photo for reference.

[To Security, but not locked from anyone]: I'd like to request that a watch be put on my body when it's found. If it's just lying comatose somewhere, that's fine, but if someone's using it, it poses a considerable security risk. It was not designed for ordinary human use and even someone who doesn't intend any malice could seriously injure or kill someone by mistake.
[identity profile] gunspluscells.livejournal.com
So... if I wanted to get a place that doesn't look like the bowels of a living being, it's The City, yeah?

Do I just claim anything that looks like it's livable or is there some red tape involved I have to tangle through? Hopefully the former. I don't wanna step on anybody's toes.
[identity profile] masterofnun.livejournal.com
Yo, help a homeboy out here. Not that I ain't slick and fine with the ladies, but I got some Q's.

1. What kind of boss threads should a dawg wear to a Broadway play?

2. Does shawty have to know it's a date for shawty to be on a date?

Thanks and props in advance.
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[personal profile] fattynoparents
Hello. This is Chell.

I am not missing or lost, so there is no reason for anyone to worry. However, if you know my current location, please do not inform Wheatley. He is easily distracted, if that helps.

I recommend board games. It is not often one encounters an AI who can and will lose eleven consecutive rounds of Candy Land.
craaazyisland: (Angsting)
[personal profile] craaazyisland
This is probably a bad time to ask but I guess yesterday just got me thinking. And sorry in advance for offending everybody, but...



Is anybody else... not looking forward to getting sent back to their worlds?
[identity profile] jesushasayak.livejournal.com
Captain Kennedy! I asked the Daligig some questions and got some answers that you and the Council are going to want to hear.

Do you think the comms are secure enough for me to tell you what I found over them?

EDIT: I asked the Daligig about the old crew--the crew of Chosen that came before us, before the Daligig crew I know. It was a crew that I think I was a part of. The Moai in Orongo recognized the ship and said they'd met a crew from it before.

She said they have records of that crew mutinying, that they fought against the Daligig. She said they were isolated for longer before finally having contact and that was the cause of the mutiny, but I'm not so sure.

She also said that some of them were killed and that the ones that weren't had their memories erased, and that they were put back in the pods.

The Daligig that erased some of the years of my life said I was missing that time because of something that'd gone wrong with the powers of another person on the ship. But the Moai recognized me on Orongo.

I think they were possibly lying about why my memories had been erased.

EDIT: Since this is open, did anyone else find out anything from the Daligig that it'd be important for everyone to know?
thewunderkind: (Default)
[personal profile] thewunderkind
[After Chell asked her to help her make Wheatley upgrades, Lash posted this so the others could come join her.]

Hey, you guys know the weird mute girl with the large talking sphere robot? She's in the engineering department looking for help on giving him a proper robot body. Her sketch is pretty terrible, but if someone else feels like helping me out, it be great!

Mostly cause I'd save my materials on more important stuff.
[identity profile] masterofnun.livejournal.com
Yo, anyone know where I can get gummi worms? I need them for some shizz going down.

Also, rap battles in two days in the Sensoriums. Show up if you're game to get schooled, dawgs. I been looking for some peeps to waste but no one here's even tried to touch me. What up with dat?

I'ma take your absence as a forfeit, jsyk. Be there, come prepared. Signups here.
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[personal profile] livestoannoy
[Locked from Iniss]
Have I mentioned that I hate GLaDOS lately? Because seriously, I hate GLaDOS. And her stupid cake.

Okay, I don't know exactly how long I was gone for, but what did I miss? Did we have that battle yet?
[identity profile] mylittlelolny.livejournal.com
HI!


My name is Pinkie Pie and I'm new here and I'm really excited about getting to meet everypony! There's a lot of you so I wanna get started right away, ok? Here's what I'm gonna do! Everypony reads the messages on this comm thingy, so when you see this do me a BIIIIIIG favor and answer these questions!

One: What is your name?

Two: What is your favorite color?

Three: What is your favorite dessert?

Four: What day is your birthday?

Five: What do you like to do for fun?


This is SUPER DUPER IMPORTANT, so puh-LEEEEEZE fill it out for me! I'll be your friend! Ok thanks!!!
fattynoparents: (Default)
[personal profile] fattynoparents
Hello.

I need to know everything about why and how GLaDOS is here. She is from my world so it is important.

If she has been testing the crew, then some of you might be familiar with the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. I am looking for mine and do not know where it could be.

Additionally, I am currently in possession of an artificial intelligence who cannot move on his own. If there is anyone knowledgeable in robotics willing to assist us, we would appreciate it because he is stupid and a jerk heavy and I do not want to carry him forever.

I can answer any questions about GLaDOS.

Thank you.
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[personal profile] whyarewehere
i'm back, guys. glados is still a huge bitch in case you wondered.

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