Shit Just Got Real

[whyarewehere]

you all know what just happened.

what are we doing? type or talk into dictation real fast.

Comments

[fattynoparents]

We kill it.

[whyarewehere]

yes?

question #1 is how cause i think you are the only one here with a phd in murdering computers.

my only plan right now is to go pour orange soda on the motherboard and something tells me that's not gonna cut it.

[thewunderkind]

Hey you killed GLaDOS RIGHT?

Can you kill other robots.

[swordofdorn.livejournal.com]

Your courage does you credit, mortal. How do you intend to begin the slaying of this heretical Iron Man?

[morganknight]

Hydroponics. On a pile of weaponry. Could use some help.

[whyarewehere]

what kind of help

[swordofdorn.livejournal.com]

I shall purge them. Fight hard until I arrive.

[swordofdorn.livejournal.com]

We purge it, in the Emperor's name. Some of my strength may be gone, but the Black Sword is still sharp, and the Armor of Faith is inviolate. I will slay this Iron man.

[whyarewehere]

bro i think i know what you are going for with the oorah honor type dealie but can you just use plain english right now this is kinda an emergency.

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Agreed. [except for the Emperor's name part]

[hit-girl-mindy.livejournal.com]

Looks like I'm getting into my stash then. Great.

[thewunderkind]

YOU GUYS OKAY ARE THERE ROBOTS THERE.

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

On my way to Med Bay. Not many better places to be stuck than a place surrounded by coffee and medicine.

[warriorraceguy.livejournal.com]

This is a tactically crucial place. I will assist.

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

There's coffee in the Med Bay?

[Hawke has been looking EVERYWHERE for coffee.]

because of all the references for her to know

[justoutrunyou.livejournal.com]

I'll be there too, don't get killed by Johnny 5.

[shootingblancs]

I say we hole up on Quarter. Better than letting her have it.

[shroudedintent]

She would have to get past me first. The Quarter is fully powered and operational, none of these constructs shall within.

[morphitudinous]

We need arms. I have mine, and there are more in Special Weapons---if we're still there and if we can still get there.

[fattynoparents]

Do you know if the Portal Devices are in Special Weapons?

[governorkang]

We're going to need help at the tavern. I know it'll get targeted because of the alcohol.

[governorkang]

...shit, I think they're already approaching.

[punchedoutdestiny]

...do we have any mechs that don't run on burning spirit? Mine... Mine won't start.

[cow-abunga.livejournal.com]

The ZAKU's should work.

[bonnypiperlad]

Victoria and I are going to try and get to the Vatican to start. I'll bring what I can, but I've mostly got tools we were using to work on the house and not weapons.

We'll need to find more food, too.

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Holy shit, we got a Vatican?

Hold tight, homedawg, I'll be up your back in ten. Some things these robots just don't fuck with.

[mylittlelolny.livejournal.com]

Candyland!!!

[the point -> *








Pinkie's head -> * ]

[appletastic]

For heavens' sake, Pinkie! Don't you get it?

They're coming to fry the little critters. That means us too!

[poetrysoldier]

Grif! Where the hell are you?

[Because Ashley does not exepct Grif to survive for more than a half a minute if that.]

[whyarewehere]

[Grif hasn't posted for roughly half an hour by the time this goes up]

vatican. considering the way things are i am pretty good. where are you?