Rap Battle Signups and Srs Nutritional Bizzle

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Yo, anyone know where I can get gummi worms? I need them for some shizz going down.

Also, rap battles in two days in the Sensoriums. Show up if you're game to get schooled, dawgs. I been looking for some peeps to waste but no one here's even tried to touch me. What up with dat?

I'ma take your absence as a forfeit, jsyk. Be there, come prepared. Signups here.

Comments

[thewunderkind]

...rap...battle...

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you know. Spitshow.

[thewunderkind]

I have no idea what you just said but pretty sure that Jake would love jamming with you if he was here, anyway.

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Aw, you know a homie down with the flow? You know if he's on this ride?

[thewunderkind]

Maybe. Who knows.

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Drop me a line if he pops. I could use some homies.

[fattynoparents]

A rap battle?

[WHAT IS THIS RAP BATTLE?]

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

You ain't heard of rap?

Geez, this ride's so not in my decade.

[fattynoparents]

It is a kind of music. I was not aware you could battle with it.

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

How else you going to determine who's boss?

[fattynoparents]

I suppose that is logical.

[expendable-mind.livejournal.com]

I'm all about the tables bro, but I'll be there if only to witness the trashing. Catch ya there man.

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Excellent, homie. Looking forward to kicking it with you.

[expendable-mind.livejournal.com]

Awesome, I'll make sure to bring popcorn and drinks to check out the smackdown.

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

You best bring a bucket to mop my opponents into, too. My flow is sick.

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Please do not actually waste anyone in your rap battle. [whatever that is]

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

I hope you ain't being literal. I'm only going to lyrically waste them.

But they might cry.

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

How do you lyrically waste someone?

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

By having a sicker flow, duh.

[facepunching.livejournal.com]

Pointless.

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

So I put you down as VIP, Skinny?

[facepunching.livejournal.com]

Should I require any lowbrow entertainment, I'll make an appearance.

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

I'd tell you not to pick up any high horses on the way, but you already got that set, don't ya dawg?

Sandry needs a translator.

[magic-weaver.livejournal.com]

I am afraid I do not understand the question any of this

What are gummi worms? And 'shizz'? Or rap battles...

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Oh shawty, we need to back way up if you don't get any of that spit. What say you horn in on the real deal and see for yourself?

ooh boy.

[magic-weaver.livejournal.com]

...any of that what!?

herpderp typo Punchy doesn't need help being unintelligible

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

You know. The spit. The lingo. The talk.

[magic-weaver.livejournal.com]

I am afraid I don't know. It is some sort of talking?

[mylittlelolny.livejournal.com]

I'm not really sure what you just said, but it sounds like it'll be lots of fun!!

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

[omg another pony Punchy is not even shocked this time]

[except she's pink]

[with a fro]

[awesome]

You wanna come help me set up, shawty? You look like the kinda homie who'd help a brother out.

[mylittlelolny.livejournal.com]

I'm not a shawty, I'm a pony! And yeah, of COURSE I'll help you set up!

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Dope. And hey, maybe a pony's a shawty horse.

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

What are gummi worms?

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

They're the fucking bomb, shawty! They're like little worms that look like raver sticks and they taste effing dope, dawg.