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This is your regular medical briefing because some of us still believe in government transparency! :D :D :D

Three news bulletins:

1. So it looks like the Sampire has been repodded. Please welcome our new head of medical, Dr. Faiza Hussain! She's now the person who gets to deal with us, keep us in line, and try to explain the logic behind not using a red cross as a logo because I'm seriously not getting it, man. Is it a copyright issue? Because AFAIK 21st century copyright laws got Ohmified and by that I mean deaded.

2. If you don't present for your physical evaluation, we're going to hunt you down. You can't run. You can't hide. You can only surrender. So do it.

3. WE DISSECTED A SHRIKE AND IT WAS AWESOME. And by awesome I mean freaky because it turns out the thing is still partially alive. The brain was still receiving messages from an external source, leading to increased temperature, trace amounts of blood flow and oh yeah, brain activity. Reminder: this thing was frozen and dead when we started taking it apart. What this signal is or what it is does, and how much danger us noble dissectors were in when we did it, is up to Neuropathy to decide.

So this is your takeaway message: even if an Ohm shrike is dead, it still has an active part of its brain responding to some sort of remote signal.

CREEPY, RIGHT?

This has been your learning moment for the day. If anyone wants to see my incredibly detailed lab notes on the dissection process, including drawings of the Ohm and of Godzilla stomping on NYC, pop on by and I promise to be 50% less of a jackass to you as I usually am. Because science is cool.

Peace out.
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okay so if anybody is looking for me i am currently in a room with glados hovering over me demanding i post something for her. cause apparently she can't. she was trying to get me to give her my omnicomm but i don't think she can actually make me do anything i don't want to. except by locking me in here forever. i don't want to be in here forever so here is the stupid thing. which is apparently super important for science and she's really worked up over it. whatever. this is gonna be fun.

edit:
this is also anonymous? so i guess we can't worry about revenge. (i hope.)

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[identity profile] facepunching.livejournal.com
I'd like to ask a pair who have been affected by the recent mind-relocation phenomenon to drop by the Jedi temple for a brief examination and experiment. It should not take long.
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[personal profile] hi_there_aliens
[Blue for Daniel, purple for Vala. (This happens right after those that are family/relationships got switched and before the others)

It's come to my OUR attention that there seems to have been something of an incident recently in which two people somehow inhabit one body.

In order to get to the root of the problem, I'm We're interested in conducting a survey to find out how many have
been affected thusly
(thusly what the hell is 'thusly'?)  it means accordingly, to this degree, for instance - find a dictionary, I'm sure your omnicomm has one - I know what it means - this is a message though Daniel - not a thesis, actually some academics would love to have a chance to study this phenomena-

As well as any details you may think are relevant, such as what was the last thing you both remember prior etc.

What Daniel MEANS to say is he's stuck inside my body and is panicking  is panicking that he might touch one of my breas-


[It appears there was something of a sudden fight for control of her body to delete the last part and someone slipped and pressed enter]
[identity profile] swordstabmagica.livejournal.com
Hey, I've been thinking that I haven't really been doing that much lately. So I was thinking of joining the Magical Department, since there's only so much wandering around the ship someone can really do.

But then I realized something... What exactly does the Magical Department DO?
[identity profile] masterofnun.livejournal.com
Yo, help a homeboy out here. Not that I ain't slick and fine with the ladies, but I got some Q's.

1. What kind of boss threads should a dawg wear to a Broadway play?

2. Does shawty have to know it's a date for shawty to be on a date?

Thanks and props in advance.
[identity profile] twin-shot.livejournal.com
Okumura Yukio speaking.

My brother and I are recent arrivals to Stacy, and while everyone has to deal with this unimaginable situation in their own way, Rin remains largely in the dark about why we're here, our current mission and the scope of our predicament. I would be very appreciative if it were kept that way if you happen to have interactions with him, as it's something that I plan to personally reveal to him over time.

Thank you in advance.
[identity profile] masterofnun.livejournal.com
Yo, anyone know where I can get gummi worms? I need them for some shizz going down.

Also, rap battles in two days in the Sensoriums. Show up if you're game to get schooled, dawgs. I been looking for some peeps to waste but no one here's even tried to touch me. What up with dat?

I'ma take your absence as a forfeit, jsyk. Be there, come prepared. Signups here.
[identity profile] mylittlelolny.livejournal.com
HI!


My name is Pinkie Pie and I'm new here and I'm really excited about getting to meet everypony! There's a lot of you so I wanna get started right away, ok? Here's what I'm gonna do! Everypony reads the messages on this comm thingy, so when you see this do me a BIIIIIIG favor and answer these questions!

One: What is your name?

Two: What is your favorite color?

Three: What is your favorite dessert?

Four: What day is your birthday?

Five: What do you like to do for fun?


This is SUPER DUPER IMPORTANT, so puh-LEEEEEZE fill it out for me! I'll be your friend! Ok thanks!!!
[identity profile] strifle.livejournal.com
ummmmm.... hi again everyone!! :D
sorry for disappearing for awhile
im back now though!
and since it seems there are lots of new people now, my name is jade!
its nice to meet you all :)

oh yeah!!!
dave, if you are still around can you please answer me??
also i guess the trolls can answer me too if theyre still around :/
[identity profile] nobel-berserker.livejournal.com
First we get the message that they're branding our friends and now that we're back at the planet we can't get through to them?! Screw the Galileeans. I'm going down there in my Gundam to help them out.

I figured out how to modify an X-Wing to be a platform but I need some help putting it together and flying down there. It'll work for other mobile suits too. Come down to the hangar if you want to help!
[identity profile] ternaui.livejournal.com
There are a great many religious buildings in The City. I suspect several of them provide places of contemplation and and an opportunity to practice individual varieties of spirituality. To be entirely honest, I am used to a much more social quality in religion.

In the Avalon Empire, the Church is both a major institution supporting social and intellectual progress and a frequent opportunity for people to come together and take heart in their struggles, both in terms of the war and more personal terms, with each other. We've often suspected our revolution would never have survived without it.

One of the sacred buildings available is a replica of the Basilica on the Vatican hill in Rome. While it turns out humans actually have scores of kinds of Christians other than Catholic, precise dogma is not entirely my interest here.

I would simply like to know how many of the crew would be interested in proper church services, were they available.
[identity profile] facepunching.livejournal.com
I hope that this 'computer' is working correctly...

My name is Soren, and on my previous world, I was the serving tactician for the Greil Mercenaries, the Crimean Army, and the Laguz Alliance in turn. Though I'm sure this will mean little to any from outside of the Tellius continent. I would like to offer my services, such that they are.

In addition to the above, I am an Archsage by profession -- I specialize in offensive magic, although I am also capable of healing wounds and easing battle ailments. I understand there may be some organizations aboard the ship to which these skills may be of use?

Additionally, are there any actual books aboard this vessel? I have been told that most of the records are stored in 'electronic' format.
[identity profile] masterofnun.livejournal.com
Expand2 all da ldies n da plc w/ styl nd grce )

btw i gud @ prgrmming + hckng lk dopest

i wnt jb n prgrmmimg

who i tlk 2???

[OOC: "By the way, I'm good at programming and hacking, like, the dopest. I want a job in Programming. Who do I talk to?" Also the lyrics to Big Poppa by Notorious B.I.G. (NSFW language). And just tell me if you need me to translate his comments to you.]

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