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[angrynubs]

ATTENTION NOOK-WHIFFING BULGE-MUNCHERS
IT'S TIME TO LISTEN UP.
THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT MEMO AND I EXPECT ALL OF YOU TO READ IT THOROUGHLY.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SKIM.
DON'T GIVE ME THAT HALF-ASSED PERUSAL SHIT.
YOU GRUBFUCKERS BETTER HANG ON MY EVERY WORD WITH BATED BREATH LIKE IT IS YOUR LIFEBLOOD AND I AM YOUR GENEROUS BENEFACTOR.
KARKAT VANTAS IS NOW THE ULTIMATE EDUCATOR AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET MOTHERFUCKING SCHOOLFED.
THERE WILL BE A QUIZ.

FIRST OFF
I AM ENTIRELY UNIMPRESSED BY THE WELCOME WAGON.
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT WHEN STACY OR WHOEVER SHE IS PICKED ME UP.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID BULLSHIT WAR
AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SURVIVAL GUIDE.
I READ IT AND NEARLY SLIPPED INTO A COMA,
THAT'S HOW FUCKING MIND-NUMBING IT WAS.
GET A BETTER SURVIVAL GUIDE.

FUCK I'LL WRITE ONE MYSELF.
"SO YOU'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A TALKING SPACESHIP
A NOVEL BY KARKAT VANTAS".

MORE IMPORTANTLY
YOUR HUMAN SLUMBER PALLETES ARE INSUFFICIENT FOR THE NEEDS OF THE GREAT AND GLORIOUS ALTERNIAN SPECIES THAT NOW GRACES YOUR SAD EXCUSE FOR A TRANS-DIMENSIONAL ADVENTURE.
WHERE ARE THE RECUPERACOONS?
SOPOR SLIME IS ALSO IMPORTANT.
I MEAN WE CAN PROBABLY JUST COLLECT SOME OF WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY TRY TO PASS OFF AS SUSTENANCE ON THIS FLYING MEAT EXTRAVAGANZA AND SLEEP IN IT BUT HONESTLY I WOULD RATHER HAVE THE SLIME.
I'M SURE GAMZEE AND TAVROS AND VOLANZ AGREE WITH ME.
SERIOUSLY HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT US TO SLEEP WITHOUT ANY GODDAMN RECUPERACOONS.

YOU GUYS HAVE TONS OF SHIT UP IN THIS PLACE,
THERE'S A FUCKING RECUPERACOON SOMEWHERE.

GET ON THAT.

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