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[personal profile] governorkang
This is Councilor Kang.

The Tapestry has given us a warning, of an upcoming battle with the Ohm. It's very vague; we don't know when or where, only that it'll be soon, possibly in as little time as a couple of weeks to a few months from now. There was also an emphasis on sacrifices being made. This one could be very bad.

In light of that information, I am restarting the Warfare Training class. With Ronon Dex repodded, I am in need of a new partner. Chase has expressed interest already, but if anyone else feels they can contribute, or has a skill they can pass on such as archery or martial arts, please speak up. We will need instructors to help.

The class covers hand-to-hand, various melee weapons such as knives and swords, firearms, strategy and tactics, and I offer private lessons for those interested; I also teach axes. There is a strong emphasis on how to handle a multitude of nonhuman foes, as I myself am not human, and there is no guarantee that all the foes we will face in the future other than the Ohm are human themselves. It's important to be prepared for anything.

For newer crew members, I should warn you that the class is not easy, and you will get injuries. You are free at any point to leave and seek easier instruction.

It will be held in the Sensoriums. I will keep everyone informed as the details are settled.

[OOC: Lirath starts before the details could be settled, but go ahead and tag this plz.]
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[personal profile] fattynoparents
Hello.

I need to know everything about why and how GLaDOS is here. She is from my world so it is important.

If she has been testing the crew, then some of you might be familiar with the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. I am looking for mine and do not know where it could be.

Additionally, I am currently in possession of an artificial intelligence who cannot move on his own. If there is anyone knowledgeable in robotics willing to assist us, we would appreciate it because he is stupid and a jerk heavy and I do not want to carry him forever.

I can answer any questions about GLaDOS.

Thank you.
[identity profile] masterofnun.livejournal.com
Expand2 all da ldies n da plc w/ styl nd grce )

btw i gud @ prgrmming + hckng lk dopest

i wnt jb n prgrmmimg

who i tlk 2???

[OOC: "By the way, I'm good at programming and hacking, like, the dopest. I want a job in Programming. Who do I talk to?" Also the lyrics to Big Poppa by Notorious B.I.G. (NSFW language). And just tell me if you need me to translate his comments to you.]
[identity profile] azulescarabajo.livejournal.com
Ppened vault in the Statuary. Descending. Will update soon.
[identity profile] puny-parker.livejournal.com
...so, I was down in the the vehicle bays earlier. You have any explanation for the spider-themed dune buggy?
[identity profile] smugearworm.livejournal.com
I'm not sure what the charter demands for the crime of holding a crew member hostage, but Merlin kidnapped me and held me for over a month, denying any who looked for me access. I demand he be held accountable and prosecuted for this action. I want to press charges, or whatever passes for them. He kept me in a fish tank. Like a carnival goldfish. He used magic with the intent to harm against a crew-mate.


[Locked To Jake]

So, I'm curious, were you the tiger or the elephant? Tom is still a little confused on the details. I assume Marco MUST have been the Gorilla, but I'm at a loss as to who the other two could be. Likely your girlfriend is one of them, but the hawk? Where did you get a morph capable hawk. That one still puzzles me.

[Locked To Loren]

Congratulations for fishing in your own species, does this mean I now need to make allowances for conjugal visits? I wouldn't want to keep you from your lawfully wedded husband.

[Locked to Eva]

Stay away from me you crazy bitch.

[Locked to Rhiow]

I thank you for your concern and congratulate you on your victory, Councilor Rhiow. I would have voted for you, had I been able.

[Locked to Rachel]

I see you're up to your old tricks, might I suggest new material? Maybe something a little more impressive than a charging bear, or at least a little less insane.
[identity profile] puny-parker.livejournal.com
Ladies and Gentlemen I, Peter Parker...

Am not running for office. Actually, I'm just starting a Nerf War in the Sensoriums. Who else wants in?
[identity profile] killsfengshui.livejournal.com
Right. This is Mei-Xing, kids. I've got some important news.

I was in the middle of exorcising a pretty nasty spirit from one of our crewmembers when Wondernuts, the self-proclaimed Son of Satan, decided to try and set me on fire.

So now we have a malicious spirit on board, and it's probably gonna try to kill me through a few of you guys.

Just figured you'd like to know.
[identity profile] nottheglamour.livejournal.com
Hey. Pete?

It's me. Mary Jane. Beloved wife. She Who Kicks Ass. And now, She Who Got Kidnapped By Crazy AI.

I really want cake right now.
[identity profile] ghost-bait.livejournal.com
«AAAAaaaaaaaaaHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!»

[OOC:As per this thread, Miku has been badtouched by BZ. As it 'night' on the ship at that time, it has probably woken you up. GOOD MORNING, MEATSHIP. :D]
[identity profile] armsraced.livejournal.com
Greetings, crew.

In case you haven't had the chance to meet me upon my arrival, my name is Commander Rahk of the Lensmen. I would like to announce a few things while I'm here.
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That's all. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
[identity profile] potentialmonkey.livejournal.com
Okay Rangers, glad to see everyone's back safe and sound. Now that everyone's here, I need your help with something. Can you guys meet me outside the Sensoriums ASAP?
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[personal profile] notlewis
This is Dr. Sera, and I'm afraid we have a bit of a situation on our hands.

About fifteen minutes ago, one of the crew members... well, for lack of a better word, he mutated into a creature known as a Tyrant, and he is currently on the loose through the ship.

I know some of you are very powerful and the temptation to save the day is there, but please listen to me. It is VITALLY important that you all DO NOT APPROACH HIM. He cannot control himself and has the potential to cause some serious damage. The Science department is working on a method of bringing the situation under control, but in the meantime, DO NOT TRY TO BE A HERO. DO NOT ENGAGE HIM IN A FIGHT. STAY OUT OF THE WAY.

I will answer as many questions as I can as quickly as I can.

- Dr. L. Sera
Chief Science Officer


[Screened to Leon]

It's Steve. He got away before we could stop him.

But there might be another way.
[identity profile] i-saw-myself.livejournal.com
It's come to my attention that we now have these mandatory screenings? The health ones I understand, because hey, let's catch those alien parasites before they explode out of people, right? Very sound plan.

The psychological one, though, I'm not sure who I have to talk to about it, so I'm just talking about it here, since I figure they'll see it.

I'm claiming cultural...uh, exemption.

Talking about...things, and feelings, is not really a Viking thing to do. So I'm not doing it. Annnd you can't make me.
[identity profile] itsaboutaction.livejournal.com
Good morning, afternoon, evening, etc., crew. This is Councilor Kal-El.

We've had our first meeting recently and, despite some setbacks, we're ready to make a few announcements.

First of all, I would like to announce that Councilor Matthew Olsen will be the Chairperson for this gathering. I am more than certain that he's up to the challenge.

Second of all, we would like to announce that, as of now, both physical and psychological evaluations are now mandatory for all crew members present and future. However, we do want to reassure you that these will be purely confidential and only be known to the doctors doing the work.

And lastly, in light of recent events, we have decided to pardon the Yeerk known as Schmuz. We feel that his help during the incident with Shiva outweights the reasoning for his continuing imprisonment. As well, we are seeking ways of giving him and others the means to be mobile without the need of an actual host.

Thank you, all.

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