[ATTENTION EVERYONE]

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Right. This is Mei-Xing, kids. I've got some important news.

I was in the middle of exorcising a pretty nasty spirit from one of our crewmembers when Wondernuts, the self-proclaimed Son of Satan, decided to try and set me on fire.

So now we have a malicious spirit on board, and it's probably gonna try to kill me through a few of you guys.

Just figured you'd like to know.

Comments

[metalwebhead.livejournal.com]

...and why did you think it was a good idea to do it in the first place?

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Would you want to leave a powerful, evil spirit infesting one of your crewmates?

[metalwebhead.livejournal.com]

Seeing as that crewmate's probably saved my world a few times with it? Yes.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go down to the Pod Caverns and see if I can find a few of my friends who can settle this.

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. Using the whole "If you knew what he'd done in the past, you'd overlook it" argument.

I see an evil spirit, I kill it or banish it to another plane. That's how it works.

And considering that you can't identify anyone in the pods, that's a tremendous waste of time. Keeps you out of the way, though, so I can't really argue with that.

[birthmural]

The spirit is my darksoul. It is both violent and powerful. If anyone believes they know where it is inform me immediately. Do NOT try to stop it. I require the assistance of individuals experienced in exorcism or magical defense and assault.

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

What do you need me to do?

[birthmural]

I am sending you my coordinates. If the darksoul has possessed someone, and I have no doubt that it has, I will need to perform an exorcism and reach my trident so that it will return to me. But the darksoul has the power of soulfire at its command. Such an attempt will be dangerous and I cannot do it alone.

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

It is demonic in nature? If it is, then I am not worried.

[birthmural]

It is.

Thank you, Nehaa.

[governorkang]

How do we contain or stop it, and are there any warning signs to tell if someone is possessed?

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

They apparently talk in very dramatic words and get flaming pentagram shaped birthmarks on their chests?

I, for one, am all for demanding the entire crew goes topless during this time of crisis. Except Volstagg, because fuck that noise.

[birthmural]

Anyone possessed by my darksoul will bear the mark of Baphomet, an inverted pentagram, on their chest. They will also have my trident and will be able to use soulfire.

The only hope of containing this threat is to return it to its rightful owner, me.

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Oooooor we could go with my plan of sealing it in a coffee pot and chucking it towards a black hole. Because you seriously have enough issues without an evil spirit egging you on.

[birthmural]

Silence. You have all ready proved your incompetence.

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Says the man who tried to set me on fire.

While I was the only thing holding a powerful force of evil at bay.

I'd hate to say this, but your ability to judge people's competence is severely stunted at this point. Maybe you'd like to quit being a baby on the comms and, I don't know. Actually work on finding this thing?

[birthmural]

I AM

[governorkang]

We need to contain it as quickly as possible, not bicker.

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Kang, if I die because we were too busy arguing here, I just want you to know.

I've always thought you had terrible breath.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

MOTOT:

Hey, sea salt and sparkling mineral water solve all your demon problems, right?

Pfffffffthahahahahahahaha!

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

No. I find that banishing them from this world, or ordering them to kill themselves, works better.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

MOTOT:

..laughed myself silly, that's what. Now pick me up -- STOP TRANSCRIBING TH

[playsin-traffic.livejournal.com]

great work

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

You can thank the ship's local Son of Satan for that.

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

...............Oh what the fuck? You didn't freaking BIND the demon FIRST with a Devil's Trap or even a circle of salt?

[bonnypiperlad]

Look, if ye know what you're doing there, we need ye in Engineering.


It has Kaylee.

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

SON OF A BITCH! FUK:FJLKFJDFO:IHFO:HFj;g!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





On my way. Contain her with iron and salt. You got it?

[bonnypiperlad]

Aye.

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

I had to shatter its bond with the Care Bear before I could force a bond with it. It would have worked if someone hadn't tried to set me on fire in the middle of it.

Neither of my traditions use any kind of Devil's Trap or salt circles for exorcisms. That's hedge magic, Wiccan, and Christian traditions that go for that.

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

All right all right, but hey don't knock it. That so called 'hedge magic' been working for my brother and I all our lives.

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Never said it was bad magic. Just hedge magic.

[hatngartersnake.livejournal.com]

I found it. It's possessing Sasami. I'm at this (http://community.livejournal.com/trans_9/612755.html?thread=44830099#t44830099) location; I'll try to keep her busy until someone who can help her gets here.

[astridhofferson.livejournal.com]

It's got Hiccup. Get here quick before Ruff or I lose our patience. He's being feisty.

[on_errantry]

It seems like this debacle has passed, but I feel the need to inform you that this is exactly the kind of thing Nanoha should be notified of before any action is taken, as head of the Mystical Department. We could probably have gotten away with fewer body-hopping incidents.

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

found it in the hanger in the blue police box thing (http://community.livejournal.com/trans_9/612755.html?thread=45097619#t45097619). it's got the doctor, and jamie's fighting it, but we could really use magical back-up here!