[ATTENTION EVERYONE]

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Right. This is Mei-Xing, kids. I've got some important news.

I was in the middle of exorcising a pretty nasty spirit from one of our crewmembers when Wondernuts, the self-proclaimed Son of Satan, decided to try and set me on fire.

So now we have a malicious spirit on board, and it's probably gonna try to kill me through a few of you guys.

Just figured you'd like to know.

Comments

[birthmural]

Anyone possessed by my darksoul will bear the mark of Baphomet, an inverted pentagram, on their chest. They will also have my trident and will be able to use soulfire.

The only hope of containing this threat is to return it to its rightful owner, me.

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Oooooor we could go with my plan of sealing it in a coffee pot and chucking it towards a black hole. Because you seriously have enough issues without an evil spirit egging you on.

[birthmural]

Silence. You have all ready proved your incompetence.

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Says the man who tried to set me on fire.

While I was the only thing holding a powerful force of evil at bay.

I'd hate to say this, but your ability to judge people's competence is severely stunted at this point. Maybe you'd like to quit being a baby on the comms and, I don't know. Actually work on finding this thing?

[birthmural]

I AM

[governorkang]

We need to contain it as quickly as possible, not bicker.

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Kang, if I die because we were too busy arguing here, I just want you to know.

I've always thought you had terrible breath.