[ATTENTION EVERYONE]

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Right. This is Mei-Xing, kids. I've got some important news.

I was in the middle of exorcising a pretty nasty spirit from one of our crewmembers when Wondernuts, the self-proclaimed Son of Satan, decided to try and set me on fire.

So now we have a malicious spirit on board, and it's probably gonna try to kill me through a few of you guys.

Just figured you'd like to know.

Comments

[badassfreakingoverlord]

MOTOT:

Hey, sea salt and sparkling mineral water solve all your demon problems, right?

Pfffffffthahahahahahahaha!

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

No. I find that banishing them from this world, or ordering them to kill themselves, works better.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

MOTOT:

..laughed myself silly, that's what. Now pick me up -- STOP TRANSCRIBING TH