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I'm not sure what the charter demands for the crime of holding a crew member hostage, but Merlin kidnapped me and held me for over a month, denying any who looked for me access. I demand he be held accountable and prosecuted for this action. I want to press charges, or whatever passes for them. He kept me in a fish tank. Like a carnival goldfish. He used magic with the intent to harm against a crew-mate.


[Locked To Jake]

So, I'm curious, were you the tiger or the elephant? Tom is still a little confused on the details. I assume Marco MUST have been the Gorilla, but I'm at a loss as to who the other two could be. Likely your girlfriend is one of them, but the hawk? Where did you get a morph capable hawk. That one still puzzles me.

[Locked To Loren]

Congratulations for fishing in your own species, does this mean I now need to make allowances for conjugal visits? I wouldn't want to keep you from your lawfully wedded husband.

[Locked to Eva]

Stay away from me you crazy bitch.

[Locked to Rhiow]

I thank you for your concern and congratulate you on your victory, Councilor Rhiow. I would have voted for you, had I been able.

[Locked to Rachel]

I see you're up to your old tricks, might I suggest new material? Maybe something a little more impressive than a charging bear, or at least a little less insane.