[Directed to Science Department, but Public]

Hello. I have a project for anyone that is capable.

While searching through some of my possessions, I found a package of rain locust eggs. Rain locusts were a type of large insect native to Walrum. Their adult form is mostly fat and complex sugars stored in the abdomen; they have no digestive systems, so they die several hours after emerging. The adults can be harvested and used for many different foods, but their eggs only hatch during a certain lunar cycle in wet loam, and their larvae are notorious for eating plant roots, especially ones that grow in moist soil (or following a heavy rain). The eggs, however, can be stored almost indefinitely until conditions are right, and only a small starting colony is required to establish the species in an area.

I would like to put these eggs to good use. If someone could figure out how to simulate the conditions required for the rain locusts to continue their cycle in a controlled manner, I would be very grateful.

Many thanks,

Aeneas

Calling All Kidlets

Devlin and I would like to invite the kids and anyone else who is interested for a television night. We're watching Kamen Rider Ryuki. Please come! We'll have snacks too.

Shipwide Announcement [Slightly bendytimed]

I really haven't bothered to do any campaigning, for a number of reasons. And even this isn't some kind of campaign speech, but on the eve of elections, I felt the need to talk to everyone for a few moments.

Forgive me if this rambles a bit, I'm not entirely sure what I want to say right now.

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What do you all want in a leader? What are you looking for in them? What kind of person do you want them to be? When you go vote tomorrow, are you voting for the kind of leader that you do want? Or are you just voting for someone you can live with?

I guess I'm wondering because, on my world, politics tended to boil down to people voting for the least worst option on the table. I'm curious to see if that's what will happen here. I sincerely hope not.

Best of luck to all the candidates tomorrow.



Special Agent Leon S. Kennedy, US Strategic Command
Acting Captain, Transmigration 9

Baaaack

Rassum frassum artificial intelligences.

Okay, so I got grabbed by GLaDoS and pushed the food button enough for her to let me out.

What'd I miss?

(no subject)

Quick, if you don’t respond to this message, the whole ship will explode!















Okay, just kidding, but this is still important. I’m looking to put together some information on the crew, and I can’t do it without you pitching in.



Your answers are critical! Yes, even the last one.

(no subject)

It's been almost 4 weeks since my arrival on this ship--"Stacy." I'm still trying to get used to it all, but it's a little crazy if you ask me. More and more I find myself wondering when I'll finally be able to settle down without having any worries, or in this case, being kidnapped by a ship.

Yeah, still sounds crazy.

In regards to who I am, my name is Chris Redfield. You may know me in relation to my sister, Claire Redfield and her... family. If anyone ever needs anything, just let me know. I'm here to help, it seems.

[To the Other Kidlets]

Do any of you have any idea where I could find some scissors? Any pair would do, I guess.

NOTICE TO EVERYONE ON BOARD

i haaaaaaaaaaaaate glados. hate hate hate hate hate.

also, now that i'm back, who wants to join me and the rest of the Have Some Freaking Fun team in having some freaking fun?

p.s. allen? the arm rox0rs my boxers. 2 thumbs way, way up.

(no subject)

I'm bored, and my reader had a book of riddles in it.


A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

(no subject)

All right guys, we worked hard, we fought hard, we experienced a level of success which is subject to active debate, and now it's time to get back to work.

All educators may consider Gentry U once again in session. By my count, tomorrow is Monday, so now's as good a time as any to resume classes. Refer to this chart if Nightmare King trauma or pride has caused you to forget your timeslot, or if you're a new crewmember thinking about learning a thing or two.

And speaking of new crewmembers, welcome to the meatship, all of you. My name is Allen Gentry, one half of Head of Engineering and Omnicom Moderator, and I principal the meatship educational system on the side. Once again, please refer to the chart for a list of teachers and classes, and note that Gentry U is still accepting educators for various subjects.

Locked to Security )

[Locked to Meatship Kids]

Ah! Hey, everyone! Nanoha-mama's gonna have a picnic soon and she wants me to invite you all to it! Who wants to come with me?!

(no subject)

If everyone's finished fighting already, I'd like to know when classes are starting again.

Preferably soon, I can only learn so much on my own.

(no subject)

[Screen to Security]

So. We've all been through hell. Anyone who needs some time to recover from that, speak up and it'll be granted. Otherwise, I expect you to show up and do your job.

[To Everyone]

Just to publically clarify this department's stance on all the recent arguing:

Don't expect us to try and stop you from arguing further. We aren't going to start confiscating equipment or shoving people into the brig for speaking their minds, no matter how annoying, inappropriate, or ill-timed it is. Members of my staff are free to voice their own opinions on the matter as they see fit, but any member of my staff who attempts to use their position to shut anyone down will be relieved of duty. "Free Speech" is not within the scope of our authority to regulate.

That being said, posting to the omnicomms is a public record of your own words, and we will be keeping an eye on things. If this escalates from arguing to harassment, threats, and acts of violence, then you have crossed a line from "free speech" into something dangerous and harmful. Any offenders will be swiftly and appropriately dealt with.

Until then, continue to shout at each other all you want without fear of reprisal.


Special Agent Leon S. Kennedy, United States Strategic Command
Chief of Security, Transmigration 9

(no subject)

You should all know that, following my resignation from the magical department of the command crew, our captain decided to try and prohibit my personal use of magic. As my nature and the reality-protecting duties I have long been given by a higher power render this categorically impossible, I refused. He changed his opinion a few minutes later, presumably upon realizing that apprehending me would be prohibitively difficult.

I recommend you all keep in mind that the current command staff has no reason not to broadly interfere in the personal lives of those aboard this ship, and that the vague and arbitrary protections they have given us can be waived without so much as a simple warrant.

All political power comes from the barrel of a gun. —Mao Tse Tung

[Filtered FROM Nanoha and Fate]

...

I... I don't know what happened. N-Nanoha-mama and Fate-mama aren't talking to each other. Nanoha-mama's hasn't been home and whenever I ask Fate-mama, she...

...I...

...I think they hate each other...

I don't know what to do...

(no subject)

Are there any actual books anywhere in the library? Those electronic things are weird.

[To the Other Kidlets]

I think we should explore a little more, what do you guys think? I know it's probably not necessarily allowed, but it would be fun. It's not like we're going to go jump off buildings or anything.

Roxie, Dani, are you free? Do you want to come?