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perverttoadsage.livejournal.comWe (being myself, Sakura and ...I tihnk Marco was his name) found a book in the library that appears to be written by Nezaitben's brother, Ejineimzo. It's a small book, maybe ten pages long, all blank. However, we've discovered the words only show up when an affected couple touches the book. So far we have one line:
"These are the words written by Lord of Hell, God of Hate, Strife and Forever Alone, Prince Ejineimzo, banished brother of Princess Lamebuttons Daddy's Favorite How Do I Hate Her."
If you could all tell me your coordinates, I'll go there myself so you can make more words appear.
[Words will appear here as they find out.]
P-2:
Let it be known that my sorry excuse of a sister was given powers that should have been rightfully mine, simply because all the men around wanted her, and none of the female gods accepted my advances towards them. So when it came to give out the powers, they were switched. "She was too naive," they told me. PAH! She is dumb as rocks and should not have had any powers at all. But I shall have my revenge. I know that one day she'll be stupid enough to try to get herself some mortal follows and DO IT ALL WRONG. This is why I am creating this book and sending it to various parts of all the known universes - hidden away from the prying eyes of my all-seeing father who would get even angrier at me, but so that if she is dumb, there will be something to battle her with.
P-3:
Know then, mortal men..woman...creature...whatever you are, that there is only one way to defeat my idiotic excuse of a sibling. No creature dares harm her, for my mother went around the entire universe asking everything, skin, rocks, sand, creatures, stars...you get the idea to refuse to be able to kill her, making her completely immortal. See, usually most immortals have this one weakness deal. I have one (NOT THAT I WOULD TELL YOU WHAT IT IS) and so does she. Yet nothing that you know can do this to her
P-4:
She must be made to cry. However, as said previously in the other paragraph, nothing can make her cry. Oh you can try, but she's too naive for it to work. But...
P-5:
There is but one, single creature. So old, so vile, so fearsome, that even my father would not be able to punish it. The great beast was already old when we were born. I know not of its name, for my father forbid us to learn it, and no one dares speak its name for fear it will come and eat them. But I will tell you what I have learned and wish you luck in finding it. Poor souls.
P-6:
It is flanked by three maidens.
It is hated by nearly everything that walks. But it is also feared just the same and no one dares touch it.
It will refuse to help you. That I am certain. However, it is also said that...
P-7:
...it will one day owe a Lord of Time a favor. What, I do not know, heck I don't know anyone called a Lord of Time apart from my Uncle, Lord of Clocks, the Future and Fine Monocles which is kinda like Lord of Time if you squint. Don't have a Lord of Time with you? TOO BAD. That's all I have. If you do, you're in luck! Get then to call upon the creature. Hopefully they'll know what you're talking about.
PS - [this part omitted Jiraiya cares little about god fart jokes]
...OH RIGHT AND THEN if the creature manages to defeat her...
[OOC - Just post with either of you, Jiraiya will show up and more words will.]
"These are the words written by Lord of Hell, God of Hate, Strife and Forever Alone, Prince Ejineimzo, banished brother of Princess Lamebuttons Daddy's Favorite How Do I Hate Her."
If you could all tell me your coordinates, I'll go there myself so you can make more words appear.
[Words will appear here as they find out.]
P-2:
Let it be known that my sorry excuse of a sister was given powers that should have been rightfully mine, simply because all the men around wanted her, and none of the female gods accepted my advances towards them. So when it came to give out the powers, they were switched. "She was too naive," they told me. PAH! She is dumb as rocks and should not have had any powers at all. But I shall have my revenge. I know that one day she'll be stupid enough to try to get herself some mortal follows and DO IT ALL WRONG. This is why I am creating this book and sending it to various parts of all the known universes - hidden away from the prying eyes of my all-seeing father who would get even angrier at me, but so that if she is dumb, there will be something to battle her with.
P-3:
Know then, mortal men..woman...creature...whatever you are, that there is only one way to defeat my idiotic excuse of a sibling. No creature dares harm her, for my mother went around the entire universe asking everything, skin, rocks, sand, creatures, stars...you get the idea to refuse to be able to kill her, making her completely immortal. See, usually most immortals have this one weakness deal. I have one (NOT THAT I WOULD TELL YOU WHAT IT IS) and so does she. Yet nothing that you know can do this to her
P-4:
She must be made to cry. However, as said previously in the other paragraph, nothing can make her cry. Oh you can try, but she's too naive for it to work. But...
P-5:
There is but one, single creature. So old, so vile, so fearsome, that even my father would not be able to punish it. The great beast was already old when we were born. I know not of its name, for my father forbid us to learn it, and no one dares speak its name for fear it will come and eat them. But I will tell you what I have learned and wish you luck in finding it. Poor souls.
P-6:
It is flanked by three maidens.
It is hated by nearly everything that walks. But it is also feared just the same and no one dares touch it.
It will refuse to help you. That I am certain. However, it is also said that...
P-7:
...it will one day owe a Lord of Time a favor. What, I do not know, heck I don't know anyone called a Lord of Time apart from my Uncle, Lord of Clocks, the Future and Fine Monocles which is kinda like Lord of Time if you squint. Don't have a Lord of Time with you? TOO BAD. That's all I have. If you do, you're in luck! Get then to call upon the creature. Hopefully they'll know what you're talking about.
PS - [this part omitted Jiraiya cares little about god fart jokes]
...OH RIGHT AND THEN if the creature manages to defeat her...
[OOC - Just post with either of you, Jiraiya will show up and more words will.]
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