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[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: HACKING AND YOU.

Hello everyone, your Friendly Neighborhood Moderatinator here with some more helpful hints about how not to get yourself in trouble with your brand new Omnicom.

As a few of you may have noticed, the temptation to show off your hacker chops by intruding on your buddies' private posts can be difficult to resist.  Naturally, as your Friendly Neighborhood Moderatinator, I want to help you with your problem.  So next time you feel like rubbing your l337 skillz in the next guy's face by breaking their code, or, heck, just clicking on their "private" links, it might help to remind yourself of one very crucial fact:

I C WHUT U DID THAR.

For those of you who haven't already learned the hard way, one of my personal perks as Moderator and Providor of Omnicoms (all shall love me and despair) is a handy little function that lets me see not just who's posting privately, but who's reading those private posts.  Your link records are all available for my perusing pleasure.  Your private entries, however, are not, because unlike certain people (you know who you are), momma didn't raise no busybody.  (Shaaaaaaaaaame.)

If you absolutely must read someone else's private thoughts (or you'll, oh my god, just like, die of suspense), be prepared to own up to it in front of a jury of your peers - or just me and my database of who does what.

And for those about to try to weasel their way out of this handy little function via the above-mentioned l337 skillz, I suggest you ask yourself a very important question - namely, whether or not you are actually l337 enough to out-think the cyborg programmer who built and wrote the very code on which you will design your hacks.

If you think the answer is yes - Bring it.  If you manage it, I *might* not tell the Captain.  And by *might* I mean "I'll consider it momentarily before tattling on you anyway."

Lets try and keep a modicum of ettiquette going here, people. This ain't Facebook.  Be grownups.  Or I'll fool you into hacking into some things you really don't want to see.

-Your Friendly Neighborhood Moderatinator.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

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[electricityjolt.livejournal.com]

Question: Is anyone else here normal? I mean, human. Preferably from 21st century Earth, and without all the laser guns and robots and whatever else it is you people are doing.

But if you are from some freaky sci-fi planet, which one is it?

[Private - very difficult to hack]

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

( 00110101 )

-unlocked-

[morphitudinous]

( Minor personal health neglect )

On a more positive note, I believe we're on the verge of a breakthrough with creating communication rings that will expand or contract for our size-changing users. Affected crew members, feel free to inquire about the details I'm sparing the general public. We may need to run final tests, and after that I hope to distribute the augmented rings.

Edit: Dr. McCoy, your project is almost complete. The tricorder has been particularly tricky to duplicate, but between the entire engineering team, it's difficult for much to escape us. The tools will be in your hands as soon as possible.

Silver lining

[staturity]

One good thing about being here:

No mom and no Blake.

Think there's an alternate of my dad in the pods who might come out?