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[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

alw me 2 plc lyrcl dchs in ur bshez
who rck grvs nd mk mvs w all da momies
@ da bck f da club sppn moet whr u fnd me
da bck f da clb, mckin hos my crws bhnd me
md q askn, blnt pssn musc blstin
bt i jst cnt quit cuz 1 f dese hns bgg gots ta crp w
slep w kp ep scrt y not?
y blw up my spt cuz we bth got hot?
now chk it i gt mr mck thn craig n in da bed
blv me sweety i got nuff 2 fd da needy
no nd 2 b grdy i got mad frnz w benz
c-nots by lyrs tru fckn plyrs
jmp n da rover n cm over
tll ur frnz jmp GS3 got da krawnik by da tree

i luv it whn u cll me bg ppa
pt ur hnz in da air if u r a tru plyr
i luv it when u cll me big pap
2 da hnis gt $ lk n 4 dummies
u got gun up in ur wste plz dnt sht up da plc
cz i see some ldies tonight
shuld be hvin mah bebeh

str up hny rlly im askn
mst of this ngg thnk they b mckn bt they b act
who dey attrct w dat ln whts ur name whts ur sgn
sn he buy dat wn i jst crp up frm bhnd
ask ur intrsts, who u b wit
thns mk u smile what #s 2 dl
u gon b hr 4 a whl i gon cll m crew
u gon cll ur crew
we cn rndzvs @ da br @2
pls 2 lv thrw kys lil cs
pll trck up frnt, rll up nxt blnt
so w cn stm on way to ttly go fll my blly
t-bone stk chz eggs wlch grp
cnvrst 4 a few cz n a few w gon do
wht w cam 2 do ant dat rght boo
fgt tlly we just go 2 m crb
wtch mvie in jcczi smkng 1's whl u do me

i luv it whn u cll me bg ppa
pt ur hnz in da air if u r a tru plyr
i luv it when u cll me big pap
2 da hnis gt $ lk n 4 dummies
u got gun up in ur wste plz dnt sht up da plc
cz i see some ldies tonight
shuld be hvin mah bebeh

btw i gud @ prgrmming + hckng lk dopest

i wnt jb n prgrmmimg

who i tlk 2???

[OOC: "By the way, I'm good at programming and hacking, like, the dopest. I want a job in Programming. Who do I talk to?" Also the lyrics to Big Poppa by Notorious B.I.G. (NSFW language). And just tell me if you need me to translate his comments to you.]

Comments

[facepunching.livejournal.com]

...What is this? Is this infernal device malfunctioning?

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

lol u dnt knw hw 2 use

i cld tch u

but i'd hv 2 chrge

[facepunching.livejournal.com]

Apparently, you're not exactly a proficient user yourself.

[metalwebhead.livejournal.com]

Uh, seriously? I'm a big nerd and even I don't do that!

...

A-Are those rap lyrics?!

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

ntrius b.i.g.

u lik?

[neverwastenaya.livejournal.com]

Great. Looks like we're going to have to work on a bullshit translator next.

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

its nt bs bggie smllz got md flw!!!

wut ur prblm?

[facepunching.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it could be attached permanently to that crime of a costume he's wearing.

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

he sez bt he is werrng dress

[radiantcourage.livejournal.com]

... I'm sorry, but could you try to be clearer?

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

u need 2 listn 2 mor hip hop

dat clearer?

[radiantcourage.livejournal.com]

I've never been a fan of hip hop, to be honest.

But... what are you even trying to say?

[morphitudinous]

Did you read the omnicom network's rules of use before making your request?

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

no ): i ddnt kno whr they wr

[morphitudinous]

The link's slightly obscure, now that I look at it. I'll have to put up a reminder announcement. But I can just retype them here, because there are only two:

1. Do not hack into another crew member's private message.
2. Do not steal another crew member's omnicom. If you lose yours, we can always issue another one.

Privacy's a major concern because many of us store sensitive data. I'm improving the security on the network all the time, but hacking has been used against us maliciously before.

I'm just a little wary about accepting someone as a new programmer when they've blatantly and casually hacked into another person's ID.

[livingontheweb.livejournal.com]

English, dude. Can you write in it?

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but why? Waste of vowels.

[bonnypiperlad]

Hey?

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Yo.

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

Where did you learn to spell?!

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Who cares? Cranston's filter is cleaning up my speak now.

Spelling's mad overrated.

[8wings.livejournal.com]

That is a very - rich - dialect that you are speaking.

Welcome to the ship. If you pass your probationary period, perhaps we will be working together in Programming.

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Sounds dope! What skills you tabling?

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

I am the head of the Programming subdivision, so it seems that you must talk to me.

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

When can I get up in your agenda? What time you rolling?