(no subject)

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

alw me 2 plc lyrcl dchs in ur bshez
who rck grvs nd mk mvs w all da momies
@ da bck f da club sppn moet whr u fnd me
da bck f da clb, mckin hos my crws bhnd me
md q askn, blnt pssn musc blstin
bt i jst cnt quit cuz 1 f dese hns bgg gots ta crp w
slep w kp ep scrt y not?
y blw up my spt cuz we bth got hot?
now chk it i gt mr mck thn craig n in da bed
blv me sweety i got nuff 2 fd da needy
no nd 2 b grdy i got mad frnz w benz
c-nots by lyrs tru fckn plyrs
jmp n da rover n cm over
tll ur frnz jmp GS3 got da krawnik by da tree

i luv it whn u cll me bg ppa
pt ur hnz in da air if u r a tru plyr
i luv it when u cll me big pap
2 da hnis gt $ lk n 4 dummies
u got gun up in ur wste plz dnt sht up da plc
cz i see some ldies tonight
shuld be hvin mah bebeh

str up hny rlly im askn
mst of this ngg thnk they b mckn bt they b act
who dey attrct w dat ln whts ur name whts ur sgn
sn he buy dat wn i jst crp up frm bhnd
ask ur intrsts, who u b wit
thns mk u smile what #s 2 dl
u gon b hr 4 a whl i gon cll m crew
u gon cll ur crew
we cn rndzvs @ da br @2
pls 2 lv thrw kys lil cs
pll trck up frnt, rll up nxt blnt
so w cn stm on way to ttly go fll my blly
t-bone stk chz eggs wlch grp
cnvrst 4 a few cz n a few w gon do
wht w cam 2 do ant dat rght boo
fgt tlly we just go 2 m crb
wtch mvie in jcczi smkng 1's whl u do me

i luv it whn u cll me bg ppa
pt ur hnz in da air if u r a tru plyr
i luv it when u cll me big pap
2 da hnis gt $ lk n 4 dummies
u got gun up in ur wste plz dnt sht up da plc
cz i see some ldies tonight
shuld be hvin mah bebeh

btw i gud @ prgrmming + hckng lk dopest

i wnt jb n prgrmmimg

who i tlk 2???

[OOC: "By the way, I'm good at programming and hacking, like, the dopest. I want a job in Programming. Who do I talk to?" Also the lyrics to Big Poppa by Notorious B.I.G. (NSFW language). And just tell me if you need me to translate his comments to you.]

Comments

[morphitudinous]

The link's slightly obscure, now that I look at it. I'll have to put up a reminder announcement. But I can just retype them here, because there are only two:

1. Do not hack into another crew member's private message.
2. Do not steal another crew member's omnicom. If you lose yours, we can always issue another one.

Privacy's a major concern because many of us store sensitive data. I'm improving the security on the network all the time, but hacking has been used against us maliciously before.

I'm just a little wary about accepting someone as a new programmer when they've blatantly and casually hacked into another person's ID.

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

sorry

i ws tryg 2 b fnny cuz dis guy bn frntng on me all dy

tckd me off, bt i was stpd

wnt hppn agan

i jst wnt 2 hlp

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

mbbe i hlp u wrt bttr scrty for comms?

[morphitudinous]

Regardless, it's considered a fairly serious offense. If you'd known beforehand, I'd have to bar you from the programming department.

I think I'm going to have to issue a punishment to emphasize how serious this is.

First, I'll have to put you on temporary probation before I can accept you for a programming position. You've already proven to us that you can hack, we just need to see some proof that you can use your skills responsibly.

Second, I'm placing a temporary readability filter on posts from you. I'll need to be able to read your messages if we're going to be working together.

((One break from textspeak, as requested! Go go Lisa.))

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

[plenty of glitching as the filter adjusts to Punchy's idiosyncratic approach to the written word. It doesn't quite get rid of the slang, though.]

A'ight. I can deal with that. I've got some mad skills that'll bust your house. You won't have to keep me on probation for long, homeboy!

[secretly, he's a little bit seething at Soren, but that's the benefit of having a screen in front of you]

[morphitudinous]

Great. We'll find someone to introduce you to the department and watch your first few tasks as soon as possible. They won't need to follow you everywhere, just provide advice and check in.

[Locked to Billy]

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

We can program the omnicoms to display the network rules on the introduction screen very easily. That should prevent this sort of misunderstanding from occurring in the future.

[morphitudinous]

I'm working at it now. I'm sorry it slipped my mind.

[Locked to Billy]

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

I would be happy to do it myself. I know that you are very busy, and as head of Programming, it should have occurred to me as well.

Would you like me to set up an interview with this person?

[Locked]

[morphitudinous]

If you're sure it's not too much trouble. I'd also suggest something about the voice dictation activation presented right away, illustrated for those who can't read.

That will work. If he satisfies you, then he's good to go.

[Locked]

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

Less trouble for me than you, I would imagine. I will take the voice dictation into account as well. Perhaps that ought to be set as the default, with an option to turn it off rather than the other way around.

I will do so and forward you a copy of my notes.