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alw me 2 plc lyrcl dchs in ur bshez
who rck grvs nd mk mvs w all da momies
@ da bck f da club sppn moet whr u fnd me
da bck f da clb, mckin hos my crws bhnd me
md q askn, blnt pssn musc blstin
bt i jst cnt quit cuz 1 f dese hns bgg gots ta crp w
slep w kp ep scrt y not?
y blw up my spt cuz we bth got hot?
now chk it i gt mr mck thn craig n in da bed
blv me sweety i got nuff 2 fd da needy
no nd 2 b grdy i got mad frnz w benz
c-nots by lyrs tru fckn plyrs
jmp n da rover n cm over
tll ur frnz jmp GS3 got da krawnik by da tree

i luv it whn u cll me bg ppa
pt ur hnz in da air if u r a tru plyr
i luv it when u cll me big pap
2 da hnis gt $ lk n 4 dummies
u got gun up in ur wste plz dnt sht up da plc
cz i see some ldies tonight
shuld be hvin mah bebeh

str up hny rlly im askn
mst of this ngg thnk they b mckn bt they b act
who dey attrct w dat ln whts ur name whts ur sgn
sn he buy dat wn i jst crp up frm bhnd
ask ur intrsts, who u b wit
thns mk u smile what #s 2 dl
u gon b hr 4 a whl i gon cll m crew
u gon cll ur crew
we cn rndzvs @ da br @2
pls 2 lv thrw kys lil cs
pll trck up frnt, rll up nxt blnt
so w cn stm on way to ttly go fll my blly
t-bone stk chz eggs wlch grp
cnvrst 4 a few cz n a few w gon do
wht w cam 2 do ant dat rght boo
fgt tlly we just go 2 m crb
wtch mvie in jcczi smkng 1's whl u do me

i luv it whn u cll me bg ppa
pt ur hnz in da air if u r a tru plyr
i luv it when u cll me big pap
2 da hnis gt $ lk n 4 dummies
u got gun up in ur wste plz dnt sht up da plc
cz i see some ldies tonight
shuld be hvin mah bebeh

btw i gud @ prgrmming + hckng lk dopest

i wnt jb n prgrmmimg

who i tlk 2???

[OOC: "By the way, I'm good at programming and hacking, like, the dopest. I want a job in Programming. Who do I talk to?" Also the lyrics to Big Poppa by Notorious B.I.G. (NSFW language). And just tell me if you need me to translate his comments to you.]

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That is a very - rich - dialect that you are speaking.

Welcome to the ship. If you pass your probationary period, perhaps we will be working together in Programming.

Sounds dope! What skills you tabling?

I think you are asking...what skills I bring to the table?

Well, general computer programming, with a focus on data analysis and database management. Secondary focus is on AI management and shaping, but I'd need to have my AI partner here to optimize my efforts in that area. And there is no sign of him on this ship, so far.

Have you found anyone here from your world?

I been riding the isolation train since I got here. None of my homeboys or girls.

Sounds chill. I don't know how to do most of that, so maybe you could pass me some tips.

There have been multiple reunions on the ship that I have read about; you will hopefully be able to disembark from that train in time.

There is a train down in the City, also, if you like trains.

I'd be interested in learning from you, as well.

It's a figure of speech, yo.

I'ma teach you all my mad T&T.

I thought it might be. It's a rather nice one, though: the isolation train rolling down the tracks, the sole passenger looking out, the wail of the whistle echoing over the empty fields...

Of course it might make sense with a mode of transportation that only took one person, like the isolation unicycle or pogo stick or...what is that vehicle that is a board with four wheels, that you propel with your body weight? Not a roller skate.

T&T is - well it can't be that, not on such short acquaintance - ah, tips and tricks?

I don't know, sounds a bit like a downer to me. You mean a deck? Skateboard?

You got it, shawty.

That's the word I wanted! Thank you.

Looking forward to it.