-HIGH ALERT- Attention All Crew

[notlewis]

This is Dr. Sera, and I'm afraid we have a bit of a situation on our hands.

About fifteen minutes ago, one of the crew members... well, for lack of a better word, he mutated into a creature known as a Tyrant, and he is currently on the loose through the ship.

I know some of you are very powerful and the temptation to save the day is there, but please listen to me. It is VITALLY important that you all DO NOT APPROACH HIM. He cannot control himself and has the potential to cause some serious damage. The Science department is working on a method of bringing the situation under control, but in the meantime, DO NOT TRY TO BE A HERO. DO NOT ENGAGE HIM IN A FIGHT. STAY OUT OF THE WAY.

I will answer as many questions as I can as quickly as I can.

- Dr. L. Sera
Chief Science Officer


[Screened to Leon]

It's Steve. He got away before we could stop him.

But there might be another way.

Comments

[fieldpromoted]

God dammit Luis, I told you this mad scientist bullshit would come back to bite you in the ass.

Are you okay at least?

[notlewis]

I broke the shit out of my arm and got a bad knock on my... most of me, but I'm fine.

[fieldpromoted]

Ouch. Get that splinted or something.

What kind of creepy monster are we talking about here?

[notlewis]

A really big, really mean, really strong, really fast one.

Don't go after him, Trudy, I'm telling you.

[fieldpromoted]

That's cute, are you trying to be protective?

[notlewis]

If trying to keep you from getting needlessly killed is protective, then yes.

[fieldpromoted]

You remember that I kind of do this for a living, right?

[notlewis]

It can't be beat by ordinary soldiers. That's why it was designed in the first place.

[fieldpromoted]

Well, say that first and I won't get stubborn with you.

Keep this up and I might think you actually care or something.

[notlewis]

Gracias, amiga, I swear, these people do not listen.

Well of course I care.

[fieldpromoted]

Nature of the ship. Everyone's a hero. Telling them not to engage is like flashing a giant neon sign that says, "Danger this way! Time for heroics!"

Luckily, with lots of new stripes comes lots of responsibility that I can't throw away getting myself turned into monster mush.

[notlewis]

I warned them. This is off my conscience if they go against orders.

The rest, I can sort out later.

[fieldpromoted]

Get that arm taken care of. Breaks can cause internal bleeding, you know.

I hope this means you get a vacation in the near future. You know, if we don't all die first.

[notlewis]

I will. Every time I move it I scream like a girl.

I think one will probably be enforced upon me.

[fieldpromoted]

Good, you need it. First the rage virus and now a violent monster.

Must be Tuesday.