No Way, No How

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

It's come to my attention that we now have these mandatory screenings? The health ones I understand, because hey, let's catch those alien parasites before they explode out of people, right? Very sound plan.

The psychological one, though, I'm not sure who I have to talk to about it, so I'm just talking about it here, since I figure they'll see it.

I'm claiming cultural...uh, exemption.

Talking about...things, and feelings, is not really a Viking thing to do. So I'm not doing it. Annnd you can't make me.

Comments

[birthmural]

True, no amount of therapy can cure a demon of his evil.

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

Only if it's rock salt and exorcism therapy.

[birthmural]

I like the way you think, Mr. Winchester.

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

Can you talk about murdering someone somewhere other than my post?

[birthmural]

Exorcism is hardly murder.

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

I think the book-guy might feel otherwise.

[birthmural]

Do you know nothing of demons? They are beings of pure evil.

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

Vikings used to think that of dragons.

We were wrong, by the way. I'm more inclined to give people the benefit of a doubt before deciding it's okay to kill them.

If I hadn't seen how...thoughtless the Ohm were, I'd even wonder a little about them.

[birthmural]

Child, I am intimately familiar with demons. I do not require a lecture.

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

Demons in your world.

[birthmural]

Very well, I shall let you examine the next demon we encounter and you may report back to me on its qualities. If you survive the encounter.

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

Kid, it ain't murder. Usually. It's sending them back to hell. And seriously, demons are bad news. If you've seen what they do to people, you might think differently.

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

Have you stopped to think that "demon" might mean something different for this guy? Like something more like "spirit" or something?

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

Sure, if 'Christo' doesn't make him flinch, it's good.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

MOTOT:

What?

[heretic-witch.livejournal.com]

That's not very nice.

[birthmural]

I am an exorcist and I am the son of Satan. No one has ever described me as "nice."

[heretic-witch.livejournal.com]

Why would the son of Satan be an exorcist...?

[birthmural]

I follow the Lord's teachings.

[heretic-witch.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's right to look down on others just because of what religion may say. It only serves to divide people.

[birthmural]

Precisely when did I say that? You asked me why I would be an exorcist and I answered.

[heretic-witch.livejournal.com]

You said that "no amount of therapy can cure a demon of his evil". And that's just not true.

[birthmural]

I do not speak because of religion. Did you not read? I am the son of Satan. I have a darksoul of pure evil. I speak from experience!

[heretic-witch.livejournal.com]

But you also spoke of the Lord's teachings.

[alternate universes, why you gotta be so wacky]

I confess that I'm a little confused right now, but the demons I've met have been varied in personality and morality.

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut it, you cantankerous fireball.