No Way, No How

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

It's come to my attention that we now have these mandatory screenings? The health ones I understand, because hey, let's catch those alien parasites before they explode out of people, right? Very sound plan.

The psychological one, though, I'm not sure who I have to talk to about it, so I'm just talking about it here, since I figure they'll see it.

I'm claiming cultural...uh, exemption.

Talking about...things, and feelings, is not really a Viking thing to do. So I'm not doing it. Annnd you can't make me.

Comments

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

I think you're still missing the general gist of what I'm saying here.

[birthmural]

No, I understand it perfectly.

If anyone knows about the possibility of redemption, it is me.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

MOTOT:

No, he's got a point. Demon here. Straight from my own personal Netherworld. Totally evil. It's even in my job description.

Hey, you're part of Ruffnut's tribe, aren't you?

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

Yeees I am, and you're really not helping me argue against the killing you thing, you know. You're more, uh, supporting the killing you thing.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

MOTOT:

I am what I am, I'm not gonna lie about it. If they wanna try it, they're idiots for wasting their time on me when I'm here to take out the Ohm the same as the rest of us oughtta be doing.

Besides, they couldn't pull it off anyway.

[birthmural]

Would you care to try me?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

MOTOT:

Seriously? Is this what you think is a good use of your time? You can't possibly get how much I don't care about what you do. Stick to what's important. Look me up after we get our worlds back if you really want the wrath brought.