ATTENTION OMNICOMM:

[notamoron]

Hey! Hey, am I using this right?

Has anyone seen Chell? Sort of average height, orange jumpsuit, ponytail, good at killing things? Suffering from a wee bit of serious brain damage? Has no parents? See, I've been put in charge of her, but wouldn't you know it, she's just nowhere to be seen! She'd better not be off doing science and having fun. I'm working under the assumption she's still alive, and possibly hiding, more likely just lost track of time while doing some experiment of some sort. She's never try to AVOID her old pal Wheatley of course!

So if anyone sees her, gimme a buzz, all right?

ha ha what is making posts private

[fattynoparents]

Hello. This is Chell.

I am not missing or lost, so there is no reason for anyone to worry. However, if you know my current location, please do not inform Wheatley. He is easily distracted, if that helps.

I recommend board games. It is not often one encounters an AI who can and will lose eleven consecutive rounds of Candy Land.