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[in-venting.livejournal.com]

I'm bored, and my reader had a book of riddles in it.


A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

Little Surprises [Locked to All Except Billy]

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Eeee. Hell-loww? Ee. Hell-loww. Bee? Noh Bee. Bee noh lis-sen, noh tehll Bee.

P-lease noh tehll Bee, is 'prrrise fohrr Rrrr-enne Bee. Is Buhrrrf-day, Rrrr-enne wahnt be spe-shul fohrrr Bee. Rrrr-enne wahn-t ma-ke Bee hap-py.






[[ Translation, since Renne's English is fail: "Hello? Hello. Bee? Not Bee. Bee, not listen, not tell Bee. Please not tell Bee, is surprise from Renne to Bee. Is birthday, Renne want to be special for Bee. Renne want make Bee happy."

There ya have it. It's Billy Cranston's birthday on April 1 and the Renne is rather determined to throw him a party. ]]

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[fiercerhyena.livejournal.com]

My head feels like I've been in the mead too long and my claws itch. Something is off about today.

I'm going to hunt antelope in the whatever-you-call-them, where you feel like things are real when they aren't. I can do it alone but I would like company, if company is willing to come.