Attn: Magical/Security Departments

[gtmighty-pirate.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I think this is going to work. If it doesn’t work and this note ends up playing over Stacy’s intestinal loudspeakers, then please, humor me. I’ve never used one of these things before.

Anywho—Guybrush Threepwood here, bearing several handfuls of Sensorium-grade Voodoo daggers. I’ve already tried taking them outside to show people, but they disappear as soon as I leave the pod, so I assume that these won’t work very well against this Nightmare King person.

Good news is, I know what ingredients I need in order to make more, and possibly apply them to different weapons. I just need to know what sort of clearance is required for me to put Voodoo charms on an uncountable number of knives, cutlasses, cannons, and/or sub-machine guns.

In any case, here’s a list of ingredients:

<< LINK: Voodoo Root Beer Recipe >>

Just spray a good coating of that on any weapon, and it should protect against most ghosts, zombies, and demons (or any variation thereof). It also goes great with vanilla ice cream.