ATTN: EVERYONE

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

This is your regular medical briefing because some of us still believe in government transparency! :D :D :D

Three news bulletins:

1. So it looks like the Sampire has been repodded. Please welcome our new head of medical, Dr. Faiza Hussain! She's now the person who gets to deal with us, keep us in line, and try to explain the logic behind not using a red cross as a logo because I'm seriously not getting it, man. Is it a copyright issue? Because AFAIK 21st century copyright laws got Ohmified and by that I mean deaded.

2. If you don't present for your physical evaluation, we're going to hunt you down. You can't run. You can't hide. You can only surrender. So do it.

3. WE DISSECTED A SHRIKE AND IT WAS AWESOME. And by awesome I mean freaky because it turns out the thing is still partially alive. The brain was still receiving messages from an external source, leading to increased temperature, trace amounts of blood flow and oh yeah, brain activity. Reminder: this thing was frozen and dead when we started taking it apart. What this signal is or what it is does, and how much danger us noble dissectors were in when we did it, is up to Neuropathy to decide.

So this is your takeaway message: even if an Ohm shrike is dead, it still has an active part of its brain responding to some sort of remote signal.

CREEPY, RIGHT?

This has been your learning moment for the day. If anyone wants to see my incredibly detailed lab notes on the dissection process, including drawings of the Ohm and of Godzilla stomping on NYC, pop on by and I promise to be 50% less of a jackass to you as I usually am. Because science is cool.

Peace out.

Comments

[dragonlordbight]

Should the need arise, I will let it be known that I have a measure of ability in the healing arts. I can utilize a measure of my power to heal, reinvigorate and restore. Should you wish a demonstration in some manner or other as to the extent of its use I would be willing to do so.

I intend to come by in the near future to update my own evaluation, if you would allow, in order to take into account the fuller extent of my traits, specifically the effect of my shape shifting abilities in relations to my alternate form.

[couldputitback]

Thank you, that would be very nice. Both the demonstration and the update of your evaluation. Keeping them up to date is definitely beneficial to all involved.

[dragonlordbight]

I would be glad to then. I believe the sensoriums would be the most appropriate site of such a demonstration, in both scale and effect. After such a demonstration I shall accompany you back to the medical bay to update the evaluation.

When would the best time for such a demonstration suit you?

(OOC: Would you be interested in logging out the demonstration and such?)

[couldputitback]

After checking the rota, sometime in the afternoon would probably be best.

(OOC: I would. But I won't be able to get to it until tomorrow as I'm getting ready to head for bed.)

[dragonlordbight]

The afternoon it is then, I shall be sure that I am free.

(That's fine, can easily do it tomorrow or otherwise, there'd be no rush with it anyway. I could set up a log for it if you'd like?)

[couldputitback]

Thank you. I'll bring a padd so that I can take notes, if you don't mind.

(Please? That would be awesome.)

[dragonlordbight]

You are welcome. I do not mind, bring anything you wish.

(Shall do then!)

[dragonlordbight]

(Log here!)