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[mylittlelolny.livejournal.com]

HI!

My name is Pinkie Pie and I'm new here and I'm really excited about getting to meet everypony! There's a lot of you so I wanna get started right away, ok? Here's what I'm gonna do! Everypony reads the messages on this comm thingy, so when you see this do me a BIIIIIIG favor and answer these questions!

One: What is your name?

Two: What is your favorite color?

Three: What is your favorite dessert?

Four: What day is your birthday?

Five: What do you like to do for fun?


This is SUPER DUPER IMPORTANT, so puh-LEEEEEZE fill it out for me! I'll be your friend! Ok thanks!!!

Comments

[notamoron]

Well bless me! A pink talking pony! R&D must have really been busy while I was floating in space! And you're not even glowing with frankly irresponsible levels of radioactivity!

Let me see now, been a while since I had to do a quiz, let me just flex the old brain muscles, except they're not muscles they're microprocessors, so I can't really flex them. So here I go, ready to ace this test!

One: My name is Wesley. No, wait, that's not right, Wheatley. Shoot.

Two: That's a very good question, since all around me all I've ever really seen is black and grey. A strange thing, that, but I suppose living in a laboratory miles below the earth you don't see a lot of colors now, do you? But I'd say... Blue.

Three: You know, I've never actually eaten food before! Well, because of the whole robot thing, you know how it goes. And desserts are mainly a HUMAN vice, so there is that.

Four: I don't think I have a birthday either! Least they never gave me one or told me I have one, but really, I wasn't even born, so you can't really have a birthday if you haven't been born, can you?

Five: Hmm. Well, I was designed to work, so you know, work... more work... Oh, and reading. Did I ever mention I read Sun Tsu? I did, I did. Don't see what all the fuss was about, frankly.

So did I pass?

[mylittlelolny.livejournal.com]

[ALL THESE WORDS OH GOSH]

You've never eaten dessert AND you don't have a birthday? You've been missing out, Mr. Wesley!

[notamoron]

I have? I guess you can't really miss what you've never had, right? I'm a highly sophisticated Aperture Science Personality Construct, I have no need of desserts. Or birthdays. Those are for HUMANS.

Although that cake DID smell good that one time.

[mylittlelolny.livejournal.com]

But I'm not a human, either! I'm a PONY! And I don't even know what a Aperture Science Personality Whatsit even is!

[notamoron]

It means I am a very sophisticated artificial intelligence, and am also very brilliant!

[mylittlelolny.livejournal.com]

Wow! I don't know what that means so you MUST be really smart if you do!

[notamoron]

Well, I hate to brag, but yeah, I am.