No Way, No How

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

It's come to my attention that we now have these mandatory screenings? The health ones I understand, because hey, let's catch those alien parasites before they explode out of people, right? Very sound plan.

The psychological one, though, I'm not sure who I have to talk to about it, so I'm just talking about it here, since I figure they'll see it.

I'm claiming cultural...uh, exemption.

Talking about...things, and feelings, is not really a Viking thing to do. So I'm not doing it. Annnd you can't make me.

Comments

[hit-girl-mindy.livejournal.com]

I already know how this thing is going to go: not well. So that leaves two choices: I lie, or I don't go. Since I'm already resenting the "you do what your told" tone, I'm going for option B.

Even if it was Superman that said it.

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

You should go and just not talk. Then you're going, but they can't do the thingy on you.

[hit-girl-mindy.livejournal.com]

Hell no they can't, and I won't.

Thingy? What thingy?

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

The psychology thingy. Whatever it is he does.

[hit-girl-mindy.livejournal.com]

Pfft. That crap doesn't work for me.

I almost feel bad for this guy. Almost.