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Okay. So. I'm like super bored and really would like something to do.

Not too sure if this is how it all works. I type this up and it just pops up on like the thingy with the post, right? [That sounded right to her!]

I was wondering if there was a garden somewhere I could help with or if someone needed any work done in exchange for clothes? I could maybe even join a club or something.

[speech to text because hooves]

HI!


My name is Pinkie Pie and I'm new here and I'm really excited about getting to meet everypony! There's a lot of you so I wanna get started right away, ok? Here's what I'm gonna do! Everypony reads the messages on this comm thingy, so when you see this do me a BIIIIIIG favor and answer these questions!

One: What is your name?

Two: What is your favorite color?

Three: What is your favorite dessert?

Four: What day is your birthday?

Five: What do you like to do for fun?


This is SUPER DUPER IMPORTANT, so puh-LEEEEEZE fill it out for me! I'll be your friend! Ok thanks!!!

gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering Entire Ship

ummmmm.... hi again everyone!! :D
sorry for disappearing for awhile
im back now though!
and since it seems there are lots of new people now, my name is jade!
its nice to meet you all :)

oh yeah!!!
dave, if you are still around can you please answer me??
also i guess the trolls can answer me too if theyre still around :/

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alright since it always falls to me to pretty much school everyone everywhere i go i should probably introduce myself
im dave strider
and this whole ship is going to be rocked like it's never been rocked before
ill try not to break it apart
but it seriously needs it because
seriously
this entire place is total bullshit
im pretty sure im not saying this as some kind of messiah of totally nonsensical shitholes because pretty much everybody has been around here longer then I have
but when i came out of that matrix slime pimple it was in a some neon room that you could hold a shitty rave in
and now im writing this on a ring standing outside the goddamn vatican
and i dont know i just dont think this is something anyone should get used to

has anyone actually had a rave in that cavern
i dunno man i think itd be perfect
crappy scifi party ill bring the glowsticks for the punch bowl

gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering Entire Ship

hi everyone!
ummmm....... i thought that i should introduce myself since i am new
my name is jade and its nice to meet you all :)
i dont know a lot about this place yet but i really want to
and i really want to meet everyone here too!
i thought that i would use this to meet everyone since it seemed easier