terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling T9

[laughsassinate]

ThEsE PoCkEt cOmPuTeR OmNiCoM WhIrLiGiGgLeS ArE PrEtTy fUcKiN TiGhT AnD i'M StArTiNg tO GeT ThE MoThErFuCkIn hAnG On hOw tHeSe tHiNgS WoRk. DoEsN'T MaKe aNy sEnSe bUt wHeN ThE FuCk dId cOmPuTeRs eVeR Do tHaT?
i wAs gOnNa pOsT SoMeThInG EaRlIeR BuT I WaS BeInG WaY ToO MoThErFuCkInG SpAcEd oUt bEfOrE I CoUlD... aH WeLl, It's nO BiG DeAl.
So I'm bAsIcAlLy aLl pOsTiNg sHiT Up jUsT To tHrOw a bIg wElCoMe fRoM Me tO AlL My mOtHeRfUcKiNg cOmRaDeS Up hErE In tHiS FlOaTiNg SpAcEsHiP In sPaCe, WhAt aLsO HaPpEnS To bE A FrIeNdLy-sOuNdInG LaDy sOmEhOw, ShIt... jUsT OnE MiRaClE AfTeR AnOtHeR. i'M gAmZeE. :o) HoNk HoNk!
i'M HoPiN We cOuLd aLl gEt tO KnOw eAcH OtHeR SoMeTiMe. YoU KnOw, KiCk tHe fUcK BaCk aNd cRaCk oPeN A BoTtLe oF RuDe eLiXiR FoR PaSsInG ArOuNd bUt i'm fReSh oUtTa tHe sTuFf sO ThAt cAn't bE HaPpEnInG I GuEsS. :o( iT'S AlL GoOd tHoUgH, wE CaN GeT AlOnG WiThOuT.

i gOt sOmE FrIeNdS YoU ShOuLd tOtAlLy gEt yOuR MeEt oN FoR ToO. iF YoU KnOw kArKaT, wElL He's mY BeSt mOtHeRfUcKiNg fRiEnD I'vE GoT. We gO BaCk pReTtY FaR I ThInK, hAhA. hE MaY Be lOuD AnD LiKe tO ShOuT AlL ThE MoThErFuCkInG TiMe bUt hE'S ChIlL WhErE It rEaLlY CoUnTs.
AnD ThEn tHeRe's tAvRoS AnD We'rE PrEtTy mOtHeRfUcKiN LoCkEd tIgHt uP In tHiS FrIeNdShIp bUsInEsS ToO. hE'S ReAl eNtHuSiAsTiC AbOuT A LoT Of tHe sTuFf hE LiKeS AnD FuUuUuUcK CaN He dIsH OuT A FrEsH OrDeR Of rHyMeS.

So uH, tHaT'S AlL I CaN ThInK To sAy. PeAcE OuT BrOtHeRs.

Comments

[zouichi]

There's a Beer Tree in Hydroponics.

[At least, that's what he thinks Gamzee was talking about.]

[hadabrother]

Your font is kind of strange.

[nunpunching]

Dope. I'm stoked you're getting your handle on the comms. You wanna set me up with your homeboys sometime? I could us some people who's solid.

[adiostoreasnore]

hAHA, yES,
i WOULD SAY YOUR INTRODUCTORY STATEMENT, aBOUT ME,
iS PRETTY ACCURATE IN SUBSTANCE,
mAYBE i SHOULD INTRODUCE MYSELF SOMETIME,
tHAT IS, wHEN,
i'M FEELING UP TO IT, aND, uHH,
nOT GENERALLY INTIMIDATED BY THE PROSPECT,

[angrynubs]

CONGRATULATIONS
YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CONQUERED A PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY THAT A BRAIN-DEAD WIGGLER COULD USE IF HE ROLLED AROUND ON THE KEYS LONG ENOUGH.
I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU.

[mylittlelolny]

Hi gAmZeE! I'm Pinkie Pie! I'd love to meet all of your friends! You can meet all of MY friends, too! It'll be so much fun!!