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trans_channel2012-02-17 09:24 pm
laughsassinate) wrote in trans_channel2012-02-17 09:24 pm
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ThEsE PoCkEt cOmPuTeR OmNiCoM WhIrLiGiGgLeS ArE PrEtTy fUcKiN TiGhT AnD i'M StArTiNg tO GeT ThE MoThErFuCkIn hAnG On hOw tHeSe tHiNgS WoRk. DoEsN'T MaKe aNy sEnSe bUt wHeN ThE FuCk dId cOmPuTeRs eVeR Do tHaT?
i wAs gOnNa pOsT SoMeThInG EaRlIeR BuT I WaS BeInG WaY ToO MoThErFuCkInG SpAcEd oUt bEfOrE I CoUlD... aH WeLl, It's nO BiG DeAl.
So I'm bAsIcAlLy aLl pOsTiNg sHiT Up jUsT To tHrOw a bIg wElCoMe fRoM Me tO AlL My mOtHeRfUcKiNg cOmRaDeS Up hErE In tHiS FlOaTiNg SpAcEsHiP In sPaCe, WhAt aLsO HaPpEnS To bE A FrIeNdLy-sOuNdInG LaDy sOmEhOw, ShIt... jUsT OnE MiRaClE AfTeR AnOtHeR. i'M gAmZeE. :o) HoNk HoNk!
i'M HoPiN We cOuLd aLl gEt tO KnOw eAcH OtHeR SoMeTiMe. YoU KnOw, KiCk tHe fUcK BaCk aNd cRaCk oPeN A BoTtLe oF RuDe eLiXiR FoR PaSsInG ArOuNd bUt i'm fReSh oUtTa tHe sTuFf sO ThAt cAn't bE HaPpEnInG I GuEsS. :o( iT'S AlL GoOd tHoUgH, wE CaN GeT AlOnG WiThOuT.
i gOt sOmE FrIeNdS YoU ShOuLd tOtAlLy gEt yOuR MeEt oN FoR ToO. iF YoU KnOw kArKaT, wElL He's mY BeSt mOtHeRfUcKiNg fRiEnD I'vE GoT. We gO BaCk pReTtY FaR I ThInK, hAhA. hE MaY Be lOuD AnD LiKe tO ShOuT AlL ThE MoThErFuCkInG TiMe bUt hE'S ChIlL WhErE It rEaLlY CoUnTs.
AnD ThEn tHeRe's tAvRoS AnD We'rE PrEtTy mOtHeRfUcKiN LoCkEd tIgHt uP In tHiS FrIeNdShIp bUsInEsS ToO. hE'S ReAl eNtHuSiAsTiC AbOuT A LoT Of tHe sTuFf hE LiKeS AnD FuUuUuUcK CaN He dIsH OuT A FrEsH OrDeR Of rHyMeS.
So uH, tHaT'S AlL I CaN ThInK To sAy. PeAcE OuT BrOtHeRs.
i wAs gOnNa pOsT SoMeThInG EaRlIeR BuT I WaS BeInG WaY ToO MoThErFuCkInG SpAcEd oUt bEfOrE I CoUlD... aH WeLl, It's nO BiG DeAl.
So I'm bAsIcAlLy aLl pOsTiNg sHiT Up jUsT To tHrOw a bIg wElCoMe fRoM Me tO AlL My mOtHeRfUcKiNg cOmRaDeS Up hErE In tHiS FlOaTiNg SpAcEsHiP In sPaCe, WhAt aLsO HaPpEnS To bE A FrIeNdLy-sOuNdInG LaDy sOmEhOw, ShIt... jUsT OnE MiRaClE AfTeR AnOtHeR. i'M gAmZeE. :o) HoNk HoNk!
i'M HoPiN We cOuLd aLl gEt tO KnOw eAcH OtHeR SoMeTiMe. YoU KnOw, KiCk tHe fUcK BaCk aNd cRaCk oPeN A BoTtLe oF RuDe eLiXiR FoR PaSsInG ArOuNd bUt i'm fReSh oUtTa tHe sTuFf sO ThAt cAn't bE HaPpEnInG I GuEsS. :o( iT'S AlL GoOd tHoUgH, wE CaN GeT AlOnG WiThOuT.
i gOt sOmE FrIeNdS YoU ShOuLd tOtAlLy gEt yOuR MeEt oN FoR ToO. iF YoU KnOw kArKaT, wElL He's mY BeSt mOtHeRfUcKiNg fRiEnD I'vE GoT. We gO BaCk pReTtY FaR I ThInK, hAhA. hE MaY Be lOuD AnD LiKe tO ShOuT AlL ThE MoThErFuCkInG TiMe bUt hE'S ChIlL WhErE It rEaLlY CoUnTs.
AnD ThEn tHeRe's tAvRoS AnD We'rE PrEtTy mOtHeRfUcKiN LoCkEd tIgHt uP In tHiS FrIeNdShIp bUsInEsS ToO. hE'S ReAl eNtHuSiAsTiC AbOuT A LoT Of tHe sTuFf hE LiKeS AnD FuUuUuUcK CaN He dIsH OuT A FrEsH OrDeR Of rHyMeS.
So uH, tHaT'S AlL I CaN ThInK To sAy. PeAcE OuT BrOtHeRs.
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Well, if it's as good as they say, maybe we'll find it on another shore leave planet. I know Splicer stocks up on his cigarettes every time we stop.
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That would make me the motherfucking most happiest dude if me and the Faygo could reconvene somehow. Who's this Splicer guy?
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