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alw me 2 plc lyrcl dchs in ur bshez
who rck grvs nd mk mvs w all da momies
@ da bck f da club sppn moet whr u fnd me
da bck f da clb, mckin hos my crws bhnd me
md q askn, blnt pssn musc blstin
bt i jst cnt quit cuz 1 f dese hns bgg gots ta crp w
slep w kp ep scrt y not?
y blw up my spt cuz we bth got hot?
now chk it i gt mr mck thn craig n in da bed
blv me sweety i got nuff 2 fd da needy
no nd 2 b grdy i got mad frnz w benz
c-nots by lyrs tru fckn plyrs
jmp n da rover n cm over
tll ur frnz jmp GS3 got da krawnik by da tree

i luv it whn u cll me bg ppa
pt ur hnz in da air if u r a tru plyr
i luv it when u cll me big pap
2 da hnis gt $ lk n 4 dummies
u got gun up in ur wste plz dnt sht up da plc
cz i see some ldies tonight
shuld be hvin mah bebeh

str up hny rlly im askn
mst of this ngg thnk they b mckn bt they b act
who dey attrct w dat ln whts ur name whts ur sgn
sn he buy dat wn i jst crp up frm bhnd
ask ur intrsts, who u b wit
thns mk u smile what #s 2 dl
u gon b hr 4 a whl i gon cll m crew
u gon cll ur crew
we cn rndzvs @ da br @2
pls 2 lv thrw kys lil cs
pll trck up frnt, rll up nxt blnt
so w cn stm on way to ttly go fll my blly
t-bone stk chz eggs wlch grp
cnvrst 4 a few cz n a few w gon do
wht w cam 2 do ant dat rght boo
fgt tlly we just go 2 m crb
wtch mvie in jcczi smkng 1's whl u do me

i luv it whn u cll me bg ppa
pt ur hnz in da air if u r a tru plyr
i luv it when u cll me big pap
2 da hnis gt $ lk n 4 dummies
u got gun up in ur wste plz dnt sht up da plc
cz i see some ldies tonight
shuld be hvin mah bebeh

btw i gud @ prgrmming + hckng lk dopest

i wnt jb n prgrmmimg

who i tlk 2???

[OOC: "By the way, I'm good at programming and hacking, like, the dopest. I want a job in Programming. Who do I talk to?" Also the lyrics to Big Poppa by Notorious B.I.G. (NSFW language). And just tell me if you need me to translate his comments to you.]

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mbbe i hlp u wrt bttr scrty for comms?

Regardless, it's considered a fairly serious offense. If you'd known beforehand, I'd have to bar you from the programming department.

I think I'm going to have to issue a punishment to emphasize how serious this is.

First, I'll have to put you on temporary probation before I can accept you for a programming position. You've already proven to us that you can hack, we just need to see some proof that you can use your skills responsibly.

Second, I'm placing a temporary readability filter on posts from you. I'll need to be able to read your messages if we're going to be working together.

((One break from textspeak, as requested! Go go Lisa.))

[plenty of glitching as the filter adjusts to Punchy's idiosyncratic approach to the written word. It doesn't quite get rid of the slang, though.]

A'ight. I can deal with that. I've got some mad skills that'll bust your house. You won't have to keep me on probation for long, homeboy!

[secretly, he's a little bit seething at Soren, but that's the benefit of having a screen in front of you]

Great. We'll find someone to introduce you to the department and watch your first few tasks as soon as possible. They won't need to follow you everywhere, just provide advice and check in.