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alw me 2 plc lyrcl dchs in ur bshez
who rck grvs nd mk mvs w all da momies
@ da bck f da club sppn moet whr u fnd me
da bck f da clb, mckin hos my crws bhnd me
md q askn, blnt pssn musc blstin
bt i jst cnt quit cuz 1 f dese hns bgg gots ta crp w
slep w kp ep scrt y not?
y blw up my spt cuz we bth got hot?
now chk it i gt mr mck thn craig n in da bed
blv me sweety i got nuff 2 fd da needy
no nd 2 b grdy i got mad frnz w benz
c-nots by lyrs tru fckn plyrs
jmp n da rover n cm over
tll ur frnz jmp GS3 got da krawnik by da tree

i luv it whn u cll me bg ppa
pt ur hnz in da air if u r a tru plyr
i luv it when u cll me big pap
2 da hnis gt $ lk n 4 dummies
u got gun up in ur wste plz dnt sht up da plc
cz i see some ldies tonight
shuld be hvin mah bebeh

str up hny rlly im askn
mst of this ngg thnk they b mckn bt they b act
who dey attrct w dat ln whts ur name whts ur sgn
sn he buy dat wn i jst crp up frm bhnd
ask ur intrsts, who u b wit
thns mk u smile what #s 2 dl
u gon b hr 4 a whl i gon cll m crew
u gon cll ur crew
we cn rndzvs @ da br @2
pls 2 lv thrw kys lil cs
pll trck up frnt, rll up nxt blnt
so w cn stm on way to ttly go fll my blly
t-bone stk chz eggs wlch grp
cnvrst 4 a few cz n a few w gon do
wht w cam 2 do ant dat rght boo
fgt tlly we just go 2 m crb
wtch mvie in jcczi smkng 1's whl u do me

i luv it whn u cll me bg ppa
pt ur hnz in da air if u r a tru plyr
i luv it when u cll me big pap
2 da hnis gt $ lk n 4 dummies
u got gun up in ur wste plz dnt sht up da plc
cz i see some ldies tonight
shuld be hvin mah bebeh

btw i gud @ prgrmming + hckng lk dopest

i wnt jb n prgrmmimg

who i tlk 2???

[OOC: "By the way, I'm good at programming and hacking, like, the dopest. I want a job in Programming. Who do I talk to?" Also the lyrics to Big Poppa by Notorious B.I.G. (NSFW language). And just tell me if you need me to translate his comments to you.]