on_your_nerves: (don't be a moron)
Sherlock Holmes [BBC] ([personal profile] on_your_nerves) wrote in [community profile] trans_channel2012-04-05 11:46 pm

Offering My Services

My name is Sherlock Holmes. I'm a consulting detective, the only one that was in existence in my world at the time of its (alleged) destruction, working most often with the Scotland Yard on the cases the police were too incompetent to solve on their own.

This post has a three-fold purpose.

1. I would like to be put in contact with whoever is responsible for criminal investigations on the ship, to possibly make arrangements for future consultations.

2. I would like to be put in contact with whoever is responsible for criminal investigations on-planet, during missions, to make similar arrangements.

3. I would like to make it known to the ship proper that I'm available for private cases. Interesting ones only please. If you're in need of assistance, contact me and we'll discuss whether or not your case has potential.

SH
jackalpi: (demonstration)

[personal profile] jackalpi 2012-04-15 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Somewhere on the ship, Spinelli is beaming and about three seconds away from doing a happy dance. Just so you know.]

How could I say no? I would be thrilled, nay, honored to consult on any cases you wish. I am at your disposal any time you choose to see fit to call on me.