If you're game for having me look you over, just let me know when and I'll be there. If you want a nicer medic you'll have to talk to them, but I can promise you quality service free of bullshit.

I actually know a chick who might be able to take a look at your pet. Unfortunately Medical isn't so hot in that regard. You should have seen me freak when my cat was in heat.

...I have no idea what logo we're using but it's probably hard to draw.