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[not-edd.livejournal.com]

Hello, "shipmates". I am Lord Zedd, another one of your... esteemed crew.

I have a favor to ask: I have found one of my creations in the hangar - Serpentera, a massive WarZord of incredible power. But, as it stands, it needs a few... adjustments. Especially to its power supply. I need someone capable of fixing it so it doesn't go out when it's absolutely needed.

Oh, and I'm sure Billy's told you all about me by now. Just a quick warning - don't try to sabotage me and my works. You know you need me so you can win this war, how counterproductive would that be if you went and did that, hm?

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[not-edd.livejournal.com]

Well, then. There's only one solution to this: there's room here for one of us, so leave!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

MOTOT:

Couple things there, Teddy.

First, I was here first.

Second, I've got seniority, Mr. Only Ten Thousand Years.

Third, I'm better than you.

Fourth, you smell.

Fifth, I respect Prinnies more than you.

Sixth, I'm bored now, so go back to the top and start reading again. If you're having trouble with the big words, try sounding them out and comparing them to words you already know. If that fails, ask an adult for help.

[not-edd.livejournal.com]

Alright, then, Mr. Seniority. What have you done on this miserable flying piece of meat that makes you so special?!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

MOTOT:

I showed up.

I'm the most badass freaking Overlord in the cosmos. That's all I NEED to do! Hyaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[not-an-asshat.livejournal.com]

No man, he's a freaking book! There's nothing "badass" about not being able to get yourself up when you fall flat on your back.

Remember? Like that one time you fell over?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

MOTOT:

What the hell are you talking about? I never fell --

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[Minion-transcriber's note: Zetta has actually been very quiet and very still for about five minutes straight now -- oh, my apologies, he is now attempting to speak a language that appears to be entirely consonants. I am not certain how to transcribe this.]

[not-an-asshat.livejournal.com]

I saw it nice and clear! It was hilarious!

Oh what's that? Can't speak because I'm here? Well it's good to meet ya too. HAHAHAH!!!