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trans_channel2011-02-03 10:55 am
badassfreakingoverlord) wrote in trans_channel2011-02-03 10:55 am
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Minion of the Overlord, transcribing:
Oh, we just HAD to start with the speeches. Fine.
For those of you who don't know me, I'm Zetta. The most badass freakin' Overlord in the cosmos. I've been ruling my Netherworld since before some of your races invented freakin' civilization. I'm also the strongest Overlord this cosmos has or will ever see! Hyaaa ha ha ha ha!
...I'm not sure why the hell you'd need more reason to put me on your Council, but whatever.
SOME of you might have reservations about putting the evil demon in any position of power. Ordinarily, you'd be right to object, and then I'd laugh at you and if I really wanted your position of power, I'd come take it! Hyaaa ha ha ha ha!
Uh, but this is a different situation. Fact is, like it or not we're all in this together. We've got an enemy; the enemy needs its ass kicked. We can't count on anyone else to do it, whatever anyone says about other ships and lenscrafters that have your weapons in an hour and all that crap.
So, points of business for badass freakin' Councilman Zetta:
First, kick Ohm ass. Number one priority here, people.
Second, get the damn ship under control. We can't trust it or the people who created it till we've got the damn keys in our pocket, our left hands on the "stop that crap" button, and our right hands on the "do more of that crap" lever.
Third goes with second, get some freakin' rules on here. Right now the ship is calling the shots with its energy tentacles and Punishment. That's about as cool as a space heater in a lava field. We get those taken care of, then we set down our own laws about not punching people and stuff. Maybe we let the ship do the tentacle thing for safety, but then it's US calling the shots and not Ms. Absolute BDSM-Queen Alternate Personality Stacy That Makes Regular Stacy Cry.
So, in conclusion: Reasonably badass ship crew should be in charge of itself and the freakin' ship it's on, Zetta is a badass freakin' Overlord, free Prinny-pitching in the Sensoriums for loyal voters.
Oh, we just HAD to start with the speeches. Fine.
For those of you who don't know me, I'm Zetta. The most badass freakin' Overlord in the cosmos. I've been ruling my Netherworld since before some of your races invented freakin' civilization. I'm also the strongest Overlord this cosmos has or will ever see! Hyaaa ha ha ha ha!
...I'm not sure why the hell you'd need more reason to put me on your Council, but whatever.
SOME of you might have reservations about putting the evil demon in any position of power. Ordinarily, you'd be right to object, and then I'd laugh at you and if I really wanted your position of power, I'd come take it! Hyaaa ha ha ha ha!
Uh, but this is a different situation. Fact is, like it or not we're all in this together. We've got an enemy; the enemy needs its ass kicked. We can't count on anyone else to do it, whatever anyone says about other ships and lenscrafters that have your weapons in an hour and all that crap.
So, points of business for badass freakin' Councilman Zetta:
First, kick Ohm ass. Number one priority here, people.
Second, get the damn ship under control. We can't trust it or the people who created it till we've got the damn keys in our pocket, our left hands on the "stop that crap" button, and our right hands on the "do more of that crap" lever.
Third goes with second, get some freakin' rules on here. Right now the ship is calling the shots with its energy tentacles and Punishment. That's about as cool as a space heater in a lava field. We get those taken care of, then we set down our own laws about not punching people and stuff. Maybe we let the ship do the tentacle thing for safety, but then it's US calling the shots and not Ms. Absolute BDSM-Queen Alternate Personality Stacy That Makes Regular Stacy Cry.
So, in conclusion: Reasonably badass ship crew should be in charge of itself and the freakin' ship it's on, Zetta is a badass freakin' Overlord, free Prinny-pitching in the Sensoriums for loyal voters.