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alright since it always falls to me to pretty much school everyone everywhere i go i should probably introduce myself
im dave strider
and this whole ship is going to be rocked like it's never been rocked before
ill try not to break it apart
but it seriously needs it because
seriously
this entire place is total bullshit
im pretty sure im not saying this as some kind of messiah of totally nonsensical shitholes because pretty much everybody has been around here longer then I have
but when i came out of that matrix slime pimple it was in a some neon room that you could hold a shitty rave in
and now im writing this on a ring standing outside the goddamn vatican
and i dont know i just dont think this is something anyone should get used to

has anyone actually had a rave in that cavern
i dunno man i think itd be perfect
crappy scifi party ill bring the glowsticks for the punch bowl

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[bonnypiperlad]

Aye, you'd not be far wrong there. Ye won't be able to find anything like those raves here, unless you do it yourself. But I suppose if ye put it in the Sensoriums the music will go as long as you want it to.

Hey, I wonder if this voice-to-text thing will let me do those colored words like ye do?

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[bonnypiperlad]

Well, ye think of what ye want and it appears, so I'd not say it's the slime. Although ye can make the slop taste like whatever ye want to eat.

I'm not sure I can make this turn a color. I'm using the wee bitty computer to respond to ye, but I'll try.




Anything?

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[bonnypiperlad]

It's not the slime, it's something with Stacy. All I know is, if ye take in a plate of slop, and think that ye want roast beef with all the trimmings, you'll have a plate of roast beef with all the trimmings.

I think the rings are different than the wee bitty...er, the Omnicom, though. I'm not sure. Ye may have guessed I'm not so good with these things. I might take ye up on that offer sometime, though.