[Open -- to everybody. Like, twice over. Zetta might as well be running around yelling this]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Minion of Overlord Zetta, transcribing:

People of the ship!

Sure, we kicked ass. Seven bombs disabled. Only minor damages. Crazy hostage-guy defeated. Only one casualty. Given the circumstances? I'd say we shut that plot down pretty handily.

But I get the picture a lot of you are pretty down about that one casualty. "If only," you say. "What could we have done better?"

Well, there's gonna be more in the future! If you think that's the last problem we'll face on the ship, I'm offering deals on bridges to Celestia! For those of you who know better, I, the magnificent, incredible, strikingly attractive badass freakin' Overlord Zetta, have claimed the sensorithings! Come and witness -- no -- come and learn the glory and joy of tactics and strategy from the most badass Overlord in the cosmos! If you want to improve -- for your own sake, for your own peace of mind, for the inevitable confrontation with the Ohm -- now is the time to begin.

Minions of the Overlord: Your attendance IS expected!

Comments

[foreseen-future.livejournal.com]

I doubt that you're all that powerful.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Minion of the Overlord, transcribing:

Hyaaa ha ha ha ha! I am what I say I am. But even if I wasn't, what does it hurt to learn?

[starbolts]

I will be present and ready to learn.

[konoka-chan.livejournal.com]

Zetta-han? How is that going to work?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Minion of Zetta, transcribing:

I'm an Overlord. As such, and despite my ultimate ability to power through anyone I want without breaking a sweat, I have a lot of experience in command and strategy. A lot of people on this ship don't seem experienced in working in teams, especially not really random ones like we get here. I plan to correct that, for the people willing to come.

[sanguineroyal.livejournal.com]

They are called sensoriums, little one. Also, if you are running a lessons on tactics, then you will surely need my aid. Your methods are... Lacking.

Also, books do not fall within the majority's definition of 'attractive'. I would replace that with something more apporopriate. 'Volumous' perhaps.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Minion of Zetta, transcribing

Hey. You've never seen me in action, how would you know? Also, my handsome good looks are eternal!

...Even if I happen to be separated from them at the moment.

[sanguineroyal.livejournal.com]

I need not see you in action to know that. Our conversation was enough. I would be amazed if you could beat some of my children in Go, and I wonder about your true skill in warfare. I would suggest you merely allow me to teach. You may just end up teaching others how to end their worlds.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Minion of Zetta, transcribing:

Huh. I've overestimated your judgment, then.

[sanguineroyal.livejournal.com]

Very well, I will attend this class of yours. I shall see how well you teach, and your mastery of the subject. I will reserve my judgements until then.

Do not waste my time, Zetta.