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trans_channel2010-09-06 05:11 pm
badassfreakingoverlord) wrote in trans_channel2010-09-06 05:11 pm
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[Open -- to everybody. Like, twice over. Zetta might as well be running around yelling this]
Minion of Overlord Zetta, transcribing:
People of the ship!
Sure, we kicked ass. Seven bombs disabled. Only minor damages. Crazy hostage-guy defeated. Only one casualty. Given the circumstances? I'd say we shut that plot down pretty handily.
But I get the picture a lot of you are pretty down about that one casualty. "If only," you say. "What could we have done better?"
Well, there's gonna be more in the future! If you think that's the last problem we'll face on the ship, I'm offering deals on bridges to Celestia! For those of you who know better, I, the magnificent, incredible, strikingly attractive badass freakin' Overlord Zetta, have claimed the sensorithings! Come and witness -- no -- come and learn the glory and joy of tactics and strategy from the most badass Overlord in the cosmos! If you want to improve -- for your own sake, for your own peace of mind, for the inevitable confrontation with the Ohm -- now is the time to begin.
Minions of the Overlord: Your attendance IS expected!
People of the ship!
Sure, we kicked ass. Seven bombs disabled. Only minor damages. Crazy hostage-guy defeated. Only one casualty. Given the circumstances? I'd say we shut that plot down pretty handily.
But I get the picture a lot of you are pretty down about that one casualty. "If only," you say. "What could we have done better?"
Well, there's gonna be more in the future! If you think that's the last problem we'll face on the ship, I'm offering deals on bridges to Celestia! For those of you who know better, I, the magnificent, incredible, strikingly attractive badass freakin' Overlord Zetta, have claimed the sensorithings! Come and witness -- no -- come and learn the glory and joy of tactics and strategy from the most badass Overlord in the cosmos! If you want to improve -- for your own sake, for your own peace of mind, for the inevitable confrontation with the Ohm -- now is the time to begin.
Minions of the Overlord: Your attendance IS expected!