http://restoresbalance.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] restoresbalance.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] trans_channel2010-08-23 06:10 pm

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Steve, if you're ready to start the training we talked about, I've got the Sensoriums for a bit if you want to head on over.

[identity profile] sin-and-misery.livejournal.com 2010-08-24 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Do not pretend that you would have done anything but spread lies about me! It is your fault she hates me to begin with! WHEN YOU WERE THE ONE WHO ASSUMED SHE HAD NOT INHERITED MY STRENGTH IN THE FORCE OF COURSE SHE DID

I have been made anew, Kenobi.

Obi is so sick of your shit, Vader.

[identity profile] jedimacguyver.livejournal.com 2010-08-24 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
If Leia doesn't want to become a Jedi, then no one is going to force her. Honestly, you never seemed to have much trouble with the concept, Darth hypocrite.

WELL VADER-- no, he's just a dong

[identity profile] sin-and-misery.livejournal.com 2010-08-24 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
I am the hypocrite? I have been liberated from the chains of the Jedi, when you would still wear them with pride-- and inflect them on my progeny!

[identity profile] jedimacguyver.livejournal.com 2010-08-24 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, stop acting like a spoiled brat. You had the opportunity to leave at any time. You didn't have to turn to the Dark Side, and become a murderous tyrant!

One thing we asked of you, one and instead you turned traitor. Kill Sith, and nothing more- not join them! With the amount of ridiculous, destructive nonsense we let you get away with, you should have been broken back to Padawan, and I should have lost my rank for it, if not for Master Qui-Gon's faith in you, and Master Yoda's!

[identity profile] sin-and-misery.livejournal.com 2010-08-24 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
LEAVE AND GO WHERE, KENOBI? To the prison level of the Temple? The Council would not let their- their most prized possession simply vanish into the Galaxy! The Jedi wanted me to watch as everyone around me died and I kept fighting their endless, stupid war- taking their commands without demanding the respect I was owed!

[identity profile] jedimacguyver.livejournal.com 2010-08-24 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, anywhere you liked, you idiot! It's true, not many Jedi left the fold after attaining Knight-rank, and certainly fewer than ever with a War at hand, but who do you think manned the support corps, droids?

Certainly not clones, if you took ten minutes to look at where your resupply was coming from. You could have settled on Corusuctant or Naboo, or bloody Dagobah, for all the council would have been able to stop you. Did you somehow miss the definition of 'democracy?'

[identity profile] sin-and-misery.livejournal.com 2010-08-24 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Then it is true. You longed for me to leave so you could be free of your...burden laid on you by a dead man.

I suspected as much.

[identity profile] jedimacguyver.livejournal.com 2010-08-24 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Force, that isn't what I meant, you insufferable--

You're a Sith Lord. The fact that I could cheerfully kill you has no bearing on what I felt- feel for Anakin Skywalker.

He was my brother. You, on the other hand...What you are now is a disappointment, where once there was great potential.

[identity profile] sin-and-misery.livejournal.com 2010-08-24 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
I have yet to see you follow through with your promise, Kenobi. I am more than Anakin Skywalker could ever have dared to be, I am the one that put the universe back together, and I WILL SEE THIS FACT AFFIRMED IN YOUR EYES AS YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN ENTRAILS AND YOU WILL BE UTTERLY DEFEATED I WILL BREAK YOU KENOBI

[identity profile] jedimacguyver.livejournal.com 2010-08-24 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Very well. Let's end this ridiculous charade. Tonight.

But first, of course I have promised to have tea with a charming young lady. Two hours should be enough for her satisfaction, don't you think?

[identity profile] sin-and-misery.livejournal.com 2010-08-24 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
I will make you suffer for whatever poison you drip in her ear. I will make you nothing