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Alright, where do I sign up to punch the Nightmare King right in his metaphysical mug?

Everything that happens here will be quickly forgotten as soon as our universes are restored. If we’re forced to combine together to create a new universe, you’ll go down as the mindless warrior, a myth that drooling nerds will write horrible fanfictions and design plotless games over, while I’ll become the creator of civilization itself. At least I have the capacity to look ahead.

But you know what, I’m willing to prove to you that everything I said about my past is true by beating it into your empty skull until it’s the only thing there. If you’re really so intent on defending the ship and all of its inhabitants, then that makes me the bad guy, doesn’t it? You can prove your claims by defeating me proper.

Five non-existent bucks say Allen Brainy, Picard and whoever ends up in charge of the civilian government get the honor of creator of civilization. Mostly because no one likes you.

Funny how some of the most influential people in any world are the ones nobody likes, eh?

Seriously though, your claims intrigue me. I want to see what you’re capable of—which is more credit than I’ve given anyone else on this ship, if that implies anything. Or are you too frightened of the irritable scruffy genius-man to support your honor?

That would be Luthor, not you.

No, see, I don't fight people without a good reason. And "I think you're a jackass" isn't a a good one.

Who the hell is Luthor?

…You need a reason, hmm? Okay, how about if I went into the Pod Caverns and stuck a needle inside one of those stasis chambers? I’ve wanted to figure out the composition of that icky fluid since I woke up covered in it—and if my tests are successful, I could easily figure out a way to manually wake up anyone else without any negative results. It would only cost one person for the lives of several thousand…

Lex Luthor. The prematurely bald guy.

Stacy would smack you into a wall and security would lock you up before I'd even gotten anywhere near you. Especially since this is a public post.

Really, Mister Intangible Badass and Ship Cartographer? If anyone could get there quickest, I would imagine it’d be you.

Yet you still hardly know me! Less than a week after I woke up, I went down to Neuropathy and was able to shut of Stacy’s physical defense grid for nearly forty minutes—Shitface Kirk and the Major can back that claim up, along with roughly a quarter of crew that was watching. That sounds like plenty of time for me to make it down to the Pod Caverns and procure a sample before the tentacles are revived, don’t you think?

Besides, who ever said I didn’t like an audience?

If you do anything to risk the lives of the people on this ship, I will ensure that you are punished for it.

If you even consider doing such thing, I'll have you in the brig so fast your head will be spinning.

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