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Y'know...

I don't think I can get used to this place. Walking on floors that vibrate...and I swear the walls have eyes sometimes, and I kinda mean that literally. It's good to be back with Billy though... the entire time I was dodging those Zombies, I was really freaking out...

..now the real question... what do you do for fun on a giant ship made of goo and flesh?

-Teddy

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Nothing. It's BORINGBORINGBORING. I've already run all over the WHOLE SHIP a bunch of times and I'm BORED.

The sensoriums are cool, though. Especially if you get 'em to play video games.

You remind me of someone...

uh..anyway. They play video games? Are they like movie theatres or something?

No, VR. Who do I remind you of? I bet they're cool.

Yeah...cool...

Wait wait wait.. so..this place lets you be IN the video games? So...I can play GTA and jack cars in person?!

I don't know those ones. But sure, yeah. You're probably from the 20th century or something, right? Man, there are some cool video games then, but seriously 2D, you know?

You don't know GTA? What about Gears of War.?

Oh wait, is that Grand Theft Auto? Max won't let me play that one. I haven't heard of Gears of War.

GTA is fun... =/ Ah...what about Crazy Taxi?

Nope, haven't heard of it.

..What games do you know of?

((ooc: I know nothing about video games. Assume a bunch of video games made before 2000 are listed here, plus a bunch that haven't been made yet but will be in the future!))

When are you from?

[ okay :D ]

Uh.. 2009?

Weird! That's like, nine years from now!

No it's not...It's like now.

Time's relative.

Guess so.

Well we can hit the Sensoriums, which can be basically anything you can think of.

Anything?

Yup. Well anything our imagination can think of. And anyone.

Wish we had that when Tommy was always barging in...

Actually I don't think we'd get luck there either... Stacy doesn't like extreme PDA.

...we're on a ship in the middle of space without Tommy....and still...

I know...

Epic Fail.

Tell me about it.

Not even when we're alone?

Well we can always try. But if Stacy sprays us with a hose, I'm blaming you and you can sleep on the floor.

I'm trying to figure out if it's worth the risk. I don't mind the hose part, but sleeping on the floor.... seems kinda wrong.

Yeah, maybe you're right. It might be a little wrong to make you sleep on the floor.

How about I get you a couch then?

A couch would be nice... But, y'know... I'm still thinking it's worth the risk.

Me too. So I guess all we have to do is find a place.

Why do I feel like something is going to suddenly shock me? Or like...the walls are going to grow arms...

Tentacles actually.

....It's like we're in some kind of HBO movie.

Teddy even QAF had some sex scenes. Though admittedly they were toned down a bit.

I'm guessing it's more than what we're going to get...

We could always try to make it look like it's more innocent than it is?

You think it'd work? I mean...you'd think that the ship would appreciate that people are being nice to each other....

Stacy's a fickle thing. So I'm not sure how she'd take it.

Foiled again. =/

*cough*Join the Outsiders*cough cough*.

Or at least swing by sometime and hang out. We've got non-meaty walls and a pool.

The what now?

And non meaty walls? Really?

Yeah. We, uh... requisitioned a Courtyard Marriott in the city as our headquarters. No meaty walls. No sheets on the beds either, but still; no meaty walls. And an indoor pool.

The Outsiders are a team that's been created to...well, bond together. A whole bunch of people who don't really feel like they've got anyone, even on the ship. A chance to hand out, get to know people, form a pseudo-family of sorts. Here, check out the details for yourself. (http://static-shock68.livejournal.com/938.html)

Ah...well, I have people here. Most of my team...actually.. But, I'll take a look?

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