I do have a handy list! And because medical confidentiality is a very loose idea here, if you don't show up for your physical eval I will name and shame you.
For those of you keeping secrets? Guess what, "So-and-So McDoofus is avoiding medical for ~*mysterious reasons*~" looks really, really suspicious.
You don't want that all over the comms, right? Because I'll put it there. Don't fucking test me.
I'm here to help you guys. Actually, that's crap, I'm here because Stacy feeds me, but I do help you guys and my job is way easier if you're not being secretive dumbfucks about it. Sakura's right - you know who gets hurt that way? You.
Possibly by a medic with a stun gun. You've been warned.
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For those of you keeping secrets? Guess what, "So-and-So McDoofus is avoiding medical for ~*mysterious reasons*~" looks really, really suspicious.
You don't want that all over the comms, right? Because I'll put it there. Don't fucking test me.
I'm here to help you guys. Actually, that's crap, I'm here because Stacy feeds me, but I do help you guys and my job is way easier if you're not being secretive dumbfucks about it. Sakura's right - you know who gets hurt that way? You.
Possibly by a medic with a stun gun. You've been warned.