[Locked to Ankh]

[greeedycat]

Ankh

I need to ask you something

So get the stick out of your ass and actually respond, or I'll just sit here and spam you for the next several decades

Comments

[greeedycat]

So you mean I made plenty. Uva was hiding like a bitch and Mezul and Gamel were a bit preoccupied for most of the year.

...then what is it? I'm not actively seeking change, and it's not the environment.

[handpuppeeet.livejournal.com]

It's all the same to me

Maybe it's evolution

[greeedycat]

You've always been the scavenger, haven't you?

Can you at least pretend to take this seriously? You only developed the way you did because you're leeching from a human. By all the information we have, this shouldn't be happening to me since I'm not. This isn't how we're supposed to evolve.

I'm only even talking to you about this because I trust you in the sense that I know where I stand with you. Don't make me regret that.

[handpuppeeet.livejournal.com]

Must be the condor in me

Distinguishing what's me and what's the human is easy. Evolution is caused by mutation, not environment

Can't imagine I could make you regret anything if you already hate me though

[greeedycat]

Oh, did I mention turkey is delicious? You should have been part turkey.

Environmental change is a leading cause in the evolution of species, usually due to human encroachment or other predatory factors.

I never said I hated you. Hate's too strong a word. You're just boring and stupid and short-sighted and a loner and an asshole.

[handpuppeeet.livejournal.com]

You should have been part housecat, maybe you'd be less annoying

Maybe you're changing because you're feeling threatened [Trolololo]

Then why the hell do you keep talking to me

[greeedycat]

Hiss :3

...threatened? By what? No purple medals, and even at your power level you still can't kill me. Everyone else on this ship is retarded.

[Except Besel.]

Because you're the only one I know here? Because like it or not we're both the only Greeed? Because neither of us like being Greeed and really don't want to deal with any of the others, or the Doctor?

[handpuppeeet.livejournal.com]

That looks retarded

How should I know? Animals are forced to change when threatened, same with humans

I thought you'd rather be a Greeed than be human

[greeedycat]

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

It could be possible, I guess~ I forget, you're not the brains here.

I'd rather be a Greeed than a human, but I'd rather be neither. They're both stupid. Humans are too emotional and Greeed are too instinctive. I'm going to become better than both.

[handpuppeeet.livejournal.com]

If you were so convinced I was an idiot you wouldn't keep asking me about crap, even if I am the only other Greeed around here

You seem to be awfully attached to that human appearance around here for someone that thinks they're so much better than humans

[greeedycat]

Okay, you're not totally stupid. Just, mostly~

Humans acclimate easier to something that looks like them. It's merely to grease palms. Plus, going around with my Greeed form incomplete is a little depressing.

[handpuppeeet.livejournal.com]

Never stopped you before

If it's easier for humans to acclimate to like things, then maybe the reverse is true too. Could be why you're feeling emotional

[By the way he's not gonna reword it, he thinks that's hilarious]

[greeedycat]

I have other things to do instead of harassing you, thanks

...ewwwwwwwwwwww

[Mature, Caz.]

I doubt it, but if you don't have any better ideas~

[handpuppeeet.livejournal.com]

You sure don't act like it if you come crying to me when you have a problem

[Does little brother need big bro to help hiiimmmm]

It's one. I'm sure you'd like me to say it's normal for artificial beings but I'm not here to give you a pep talk

[greeedycat]

Hmmmm, do you want me to get to the point then?

If you're not feeling any weirder, and I'm already at a disadvantage, then maybe we should spar or something.

Now that I've gone and annoyed you, it might get that temper cooled some~

[handpuppeeet.livejournal.com]

Spar? Why would you want to spar if you know you're at a disadvantage?

You're an idiot if you think you're going to be able to bait me into something idiotic just by spamming me on the network

[greeedycat]

Okay, we can do this two ways~

One, I can find you and surprise you with a sudden sparring~

Or you can agree to meet me in the sensoriums for a little match!

It's supposed to get stress out, right? And if you come to fight me, I'll give you my core medal if you win. Nooot that it'd do you much good, but it'll make sure I'm out of your hair, right?

[handpuppeeet.livejournal.com]

Obviously you can't surprise me if you've already told me about it, idiot

I have no interest in taking your Core medal, and I have no need to fight you just to get stress out

I'm not going to play into whatever stupid plan you're trying to pull

[greeedycat]

The fact isn't what I want to surprise you with, the when is. :3

Aww, fine, be that way. It was such a cool idea too~ Now I'm sad, I thought we were making real progress here, Ankh!

[handpuppeeet.livejournal.com]

What where when, like I care

If you want to spar, just go to the sensoriums and beat up some illusions. Us making progress is probably the exact opposite of what's on your mind right now