Locked to Tennysons, Nura and Extended Family

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

Hey don't look now but I have had a very derp moment and somehow managed to be Shot Buddies with a friend. So you may start giving me that look.

Yes, Gwen you're allowed to hit me. Mom you too. May too. Devlin I wanna see at least a facepalm.

Yes your illustrious Ben Tennyson is sterile for six months.

Trust me, it was worth it.

Just fyi.

Comments

[levelheadedone.livejournal.com]

Stay right there Ben, and don't move.

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

All right, but just one punch. You'd think I did something horrible instead of just messing with my biology.

[levelheadedone.livejournal.com]

That IS something horrible! What about Grandpa, your parents and Julie? What do you think they'll say when they find out? (Already knows Kevin will run with this for months.)

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

It's six months Gwen, and it's not designed to be permanent! Besides, I have no girlfriend and I doubt Julie would want to go that far.

It was to help a friend, really. He needed encouragement so I got a shot first to show him that it's fine. Besides, any longer and he would have bolted.

[levelheadedone.livejournal.com]

...

Alright, but as long as it's just for 6 months.

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

Believe me, I'm not planning on getting the shot again. Once was enough and I kind of like being normal for the time being.

[levelheadedone.livejournal.com]

Ben, you're always normal. Aliens just keep getting involved in your life somehow.

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

I'm a weirdness magnet. How else can you explain it?

[levelheadedone.livejournal.com]

You=weird. The Omnitrix/Ultimatrix=magnet. That's how I explain it to people who ask.

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

Hey if it works why knock the explanation?

[farfrom-tree.livejournal.com]

Headdesk, knocked over an iced tea, Ren's yelling at me.

I did NOT need to know this.

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

Tell Ren I'll clean up anything that needs to be done later.

But as a side note, you totally needed to know. It's the lengths your dear old dad goes for his friends.

[farfrom-tree.livejournal.com]

Still didn't need to know. You could at least have said you were helping a friend. You just wanted to scar me for life.

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

Family's meant to be tormented. Just ask your aunt Gwen.

[farfrom-tree.livejournal.com]

I'm REALLY starting to see why Ken complains about you all the time.

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

It's life as a Tennyson.

[drowpaladin.livejournal.com]

You do realize I am not taking the gauntlets off for this, yes?

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

Yeah I know May. I'm pretty sure you can hit pretty hard too come to think about it.

Already bracing myself.

[drowpaladin.livejournal.com]

I could, but I will not, because I already question your sanity with this stunt. On one hand being a bastion of strength for one's friends--a good thing. On the other...

Some things, I think, go too far. What is the term? "Pushing the envelope"?

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

I never do things halfway May. And you should have seen the guy I was helping. It looked like he was going to bolt or die of fright or nervousness or something.

Trust me, it's better my reproductive system takes a hit than him not getting it and chickening out last minute.

[drowpaladin.livejournal.com]

I suppose, but I think it makes me glad that I do not have to worry about such things at the moment...

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

I didn't think I did either but hey, it happened so it happened.

Besides, the EMH said it'll wear off in six months.

[foreseen-future.livejournal.com]

You. Did. What?

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

Got myself sterilized for six months yes. That is a real fact of life ma.

For the record, it was for really good causes.

[foreseen-future.livejournal.com]

Such as?

[locked to Nura]

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

I was helping Billy. His relationship might take the next step, and he looked like he was on the verge of completely freaking out if me and Ronnie weren't there. I got the shot first to show him it was all right.

Guys gotta stick together on this one ma.

[Locked to Ben]

[foreseen-future.livejournal.com]

All right. I can respect that.

But you do know that your sister and cousin will chew you a new one for this, right?

Re: [Locked to Ben]

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

I'm planning on it. Gwen's planning on smacking me one. So's May. But I can handle it.

Besides, it's for six months. It's not like I'm dating or anything.

[Locked to Ben]

[foreseen-future.livejournal.com]

You know. A mother really doesn't like to hear about their kids' sexual plans, Ben?

Re: [Locked to Ben]

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

Like you and "dad" are very subtle about what you do behind closed doors? I think we've pretty much hit a brick wall back and forth on this one.

[Locked to Ben]

[foreseen-future.livejournal.com]

Sprock!

You can hear us?

Re: [Locked to Ben]

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

There's a reason I asked Negi for a privacy charm to be placed around your room ma.