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[whyarewehere]

you can all relax now, i'm back. i know you can barely get by without me but you seem to have done a good job.

if anyone needs me, i'll be in my office.

-Grif

Comments

[greenissterile.livejournal.com]

Hey Grif!

I think we should talk about some medical concerns I have about you. You always seem to disappear.

[whyarewehere]

um, what kind of concerns? i'm fine.

[greenissterile.livejournal.com]

Sure you say this stuff now, but you could have deep emotional problems from Glados.

[whyarewehere]

doc, the one with the deep emotional problems in this scenario is glados.
i mean, the whole cake thing. whats up with that.

[greenissterile.livejournal.com]

Glados isn't any different than Tex, she probably can be reasoned with.

She should offer Jello instead?

[whyarewehere]

reason. with glados. doc did you just really write that sentence, for real? she's nuts. i mean, tex is nuts too, but glados is nuts-er. she's the fucking planters factory by comparison. shes peanut butter and peanut butter with peanuts.

i'm alright with the cake thing. but she does it to everybody. like if she really knew me, it'd be bacon.

[poetrysoldier]

Grif. You didn't actually do anything. Psycho AI not withstanding.

[locked to Ashley]

[whyarewehere]

ssshhhh, the newbies don't know that.

[locked to Grif]

[poetrysoldier]

I guess I'll play along, as along as you don't get anyone hurt.

You checked to see if anyone is from your world yet?

[locked to Ashley]

[whyarewehere]

i do every time. theres nobody. good thing too.
you got any annoying soldier friends i gotta watch out for?

[locked to Grif]

[poetrysoldier]

No annoying soldier friends, no. There's my CO on board after being podpopped: blonde hair, N7 insignia on her armor, fairly tall, answers to Shepard.

Oh, and look out for this AI called a Geth.

[Uploads picture to Grif]

These things killed my team back home before, so I'd watch it.

[locked to Ashley]

[whyarewehere]

i don't know about that, commanding officers are pretty annoying.

and thats one of your aliens? it has a flashlight for a head.
we have one like ours here, that rtas vadathing guy. except he talks.

[governorkang]

You don't have an office, Grif.

[the-team-sucks.livejournal.com]

Says you.